danni

i’m not in heaven yet but it’s a better hell than you

[danni @doseofdanni]

my entire adult life i have only owned an iphone, but it looks like my next new phone will be android.

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

🚨🇮🇱 Apple has begun using ISRAELI CHIPS for the IPhone 17e.

These chips will control internet browsing, the camera, Bluetooth, WIFI, and battery life.

“If you have an IPhone, you can thank Israel for that” - Mike Huckabee, US ambassador

[Soul Candy @SenatorLuma]

attempt number five! give it up for attempt number five!!

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[danni @doseofdanni]

@NYCMayor this doesn’t apply to you and hopefully that will not change <3

[danni @doseofdanni]

elon literally admitted it himself like, last year and nothing was done. nothing will ever be done he literally gets away with everything because every politician is a god damn coward and only care about lining their pockets

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Elon Musk's baby mama reveals that he used "space technology" in the 2024 election and implies that he STOLE it for Donald Trump.

This deserves a full federal investigation by Democrats...

"In October, Elon tells me that he is ready to release his, in his words 'anomaly in the matrix' And I am like, oh, like, who's that? And he says that he has 10,000 lasers in space, referring to his satellites," said Ashley St. Clair, one of the many women whom Musk has impregnated and then promptly began treating like dirt.

"I say, because I am like, rather uncomfortable, and I know the gravity of what he's trying to tell me right now. I say, 'Wow, finally, a focus on the Jewish vote. He keeps going," she continued. "And he says, you know, this is not something on, this is not a piece that they'll see on the chessboard."

"And I straight up tell him, I say, I would ask more, but I really don't want to be deposed, to which he says, very wise," she added.

The implication here is clearly that Musk was doing something illegal and that St. Clair wanted plausible deniability.

"Shortly after that, you know, he's involved with AmericaPAC and all of this other stuff, and he's sending me some internal data from AmericaPAC, real time delta vote metrics," recounted St. Clair. "And I am just like, how the f*ck do you have this sort of data? You don't get this from door knocking, because that was my first one of my first jobs in politics was in campaigns and cleaning up this bad data from door knocking, because the vendors that AmericaPAC is using at this point is a vendor that hires Craigslist crackheads for door knocking. And I wish I was exaggerating there, but I'm not."

St. Clair said that she now recognizes that she "caused harm" with her "rhetoric" when she was leaning into being a far-right persona, but claimed that she only ever wanted what's "best" for America. Clearly, she feels that she can no longer in good conscience remain silent on 2024.

"And one thing is I have always, always hated big tech," she said. "So then to have arguably the most powerful man in the world, who is sending me things about, you know, using his space technology in the election. I should also say that I have all of this backed up with many people with explicit instructions, should anything happen to me, okay."

"But this was something that I was internally wrestling with, while publicly not really showing that I was having any of these internal ethical conflicts with myself regarding this information," she went on.

"And then on election night itself, Elon, you know, left Mar-a-Lago early. I was at Mar-a-Lago and he told me, he told me over text, he's like, 'Yeah, I knew hours ago that Trump won. My team has the best real-time data anywhere,'" said St. Clair.

"First of all, how the f*ck do you have real-time data on elections?" she continued. "How do you have real-time data? I could not understand that. I don't know that I ever will. I just, I saw some shit, guys. Like, I saw some shit and I'm fighting really hard to keep my voice because I saw shit that impacts everyone. And if I was self-interested, I have been offered the self-interested deal to shut up and not talk about anything. But what I can tell you is I've not been offered certain deals just because I know that he's weird."

"Okay. I saw some shit," she concluded.

This woman must be immediately subpoenaed to testify before Congress under oath about the "shit" she saw. If Elon Musk — who spent $291 million to help Republicans during the 2024 cycle — really used his technology to illegally interfere in our elections, he must be prosecuted and imprisoned. And if any votes were tampered with, the election must be overturned!

Please ❤️ and share to demand a full investigation!

[S @even_steven8tht]

It really is impressive how Germany manages to be on the wrong side of history every single time

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[danni @doseofdanni]

this dude is such a fucking clown… “mr. wonderful” more like mr. shit from a butt

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch

[danni @doseofdanni]

@gopuff @DoorDash nah i cancelled my order. this is the second time in a month its happened now where i live so i’ll be deactivating my account!

[danni @doseofdanni]

@gopuff taking over TWO HOURS to deliver is ridiculous and customer service response being just “lol sorry”… take some notes from @DoorDash

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

[danni @doseofdanni]

realizing you don’t matter to people who you care about really fucking sucks!

[danni @doseofdanni]

@thatrebafan I genuinely think the bigger issue (aside from ticket prices) is many artists’ management not doing enough market research and thinking everyone can sell out a stadium, even after years of not being active in the industry.

[danni @doseofdanni]

NY post you are usually my enemy but i will give it to you: blue dot fever is a good one

[New York Post @nypost]

Post Malone, Meghan Trainor come down with serious cases of 'Blue Dot Fever' and its spreading to other touring artists https://t.co/uzbEduDEJP

[danni @doseofdanni]

@jakemiller who’d you write for? 👀

[Not Now John @fryspati]

The fat nazi who runs this website keeps trying to sneak right wing bullshit onto my timeline thinking I won’t notice

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Milwaukee what do you know about the Brady Street Walgreens

[danni @doseofdanni]

Was just asked to verbally provide my FULL social security number for my chart in front of at least 4 other people, 2 of them being other patients. What in the world are you doing in your ER’s @UWHealth?