Nirav Doshi

Brain that went down the Drain /☕🗑️x10

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

They told the king it could move only one step at a time and then he castled.

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

@ShivAroor April 17, 1999.

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

Bhav Bhagwan che. Demerger plans probably were known to shorts…

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

Nobody on twitter discussing this Backwardation in #Astral Limited

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

Effort is all about consistency. Most does not translate into result, however all victory needs is 2-3 strikes in your whole 90 minutes #FifaWorldCup

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

Countries whose names i have not heard before, small islands are playing the #FifaWorldCup but not India. Damn !

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

@safiranand @tushar9590 Dead Clock. Is right twice a day.

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

#AI is here to help next phase of Human Evolution. Machines will do what has already been done, humans will be pushed to innovate just for survival.

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

Sports victory celebrations have started turning into anything goes Purge….

…..quite sad tax payer money is going to feed zombies.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

How to avoid tons of life problems:

go to bed on time.

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

@MOSSADil

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Are #SGBs about to make a comeback…buffer of 10% as duty could always be cut in the next 8 years @RBI

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

@devops_nk -10.82%

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

@netanyahu

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

Make hay when the sun shines and pakoras when there is still gas in your pipeline #lpg #gasshortage

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

@ETNOWlive @jaganmsna Renting of induction cooktops on hourly basis is the new Shark Tank idea ;)

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

@aravind @NewsfromScience Vipin—>Bipin

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

@abhymurarka

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

@VishalBhargava5 I am sure @mybmc is planning parking towers for two wheelers of SRA, Slum inhabitants and Autos while making parking on roads illegal to save accidents on narrow roads.
Some money can also go into breaking vachanalays which have no news papers and obstruct footpaths.

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

How to run a profitable franchise: cut costs. Depend on your neighbour’s light and security guard. @HDFC_Bank @ICICIBank @KotakBankLtd.

Guess who gets the most CASA.

[Nirav Doshi @doshi_niravh]

#AI will not turn a donkey into a horse.