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[isid or @isid__or]

Underscores Blowing up Is Funny, Bc a trans Filipina Skrillex Kpop nerd Totally Would Be what an Authentic Pop Girl from San Francisco would Look like.

[jake @wormpuller]

Smoked the weed that has me speaking fluent Cocteau twins

[muva @riannealana]

these mosquitos will deadass pull your pants down and eat your ass

[Maia @maiamindel]

monday: sociology is useless

tuesday: why do rich people give their children different names than poor people

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

wearing a "paused my video game to be here" shirt to the abortion appointment

[bunger @phoneinbed]

hate when da email says donotreply like Why not : (

[xandra @dotxandra]

@girlskwrt going to an economic boycott lemme not forget my big ass rabbit

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

coming out as hypersexual to my door dasher

[victory🎑 @rainsblog]

everyone in music rn is obsessed with recreating some specific 1997-2017 internet centered aesthetic but everyone’s website is so boring literally nobody is invested in having a good website. where are the blogs? i should be able to go on https://t.co/V7eacb2KIO and play games

[👼 @xtsygirll]

what if we were ibuprofriends

[trïzky @trizkyfr]

if you get straight A’s in school they just let you rawdog adhd and autism

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

an angry bird just demolished my house

[frost children @FrostChildren]

I’m normal in the club dressed formal

[mackenzie✨️ @meatsweatmcgee]

you just set the trans community back 10 minutes

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib eating chip cooie

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Snailor Swift wins the World Snail Racing Championship with a time of 3 minutes and 13 seconds.

[horse @horsetwting]

just kicked some guy in the head.

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

9/11 in lego city probably sounded funny as hell

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

(magician who slept funny) For my neck's crick,