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Trading and AI stuff

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Two fine tings walked, in you way to bad you way to bad

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The treasures in the cave

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@paradite_ Blocked, poisonous stupidity

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I cud put ya fav ho on klarna fr

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I’m soo terrified of abg’s noooo please no abgs

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@vermilionpixie

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The only test of intelligence is if you get what you want out of life

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We sending a statue of Brunson to France

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Rodman 10 gotta be up there with the 8 ball jacket after that

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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Trade less, R^

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Palantirs market cap gonna skyrocket once they start using it openly in NY

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@jamesthomason Nice race bait. Returns don’t lie, who cares.

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Heze disasterclass🤣🤣

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

Eze and Abdi Shuffle. The link-up we didn’t know we needed.

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Guys when they get their first wealth mgmt job

[kuz @kylekuzma]

When I first invested in Kalshi, the idea of launching regulated perps felt ambitious yet attainable after meeting n of 1 engineers like Lior. For those not deep into market structure and derivatives, this is a very big deal. After years of waiting, perpetual futures are coming onshore, only on Kalshi.

I expect this category to do tens of billions in volume a month. Derivative markets are now a lot more interesting and happy to see one of my portfolio companies leading the charge to revolutionize finance in America 🇺🇸

[kuz @kylekuzma]

When I first invested in Kalshi, the idea of launching regulated perps felt ambitious yet attainable after meeting n of 1 engineers like Lior. For those not deep into market structure and derivatives, this is a very big deal. After years of waiting, perpetual futures are coming onshore, only on Kalshi.

I expect this category to do tens of billions in volume a month. Derivative markets are now a lot more interesting and happy to see one of my portfolio companies leading the charge to revolutionize finance in America 🇺🇸

[double0j.eth @double0j_]

🤣🤣🤣

[Tristan Thompson @TThompson]

@0xderked can't get liquidated if you have a stop loss lil buddy

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Series IPO in 2028

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

We've raised $65 billion in Series H funding at a $965 billion post-money valuation, led by @AltimeterCap, Dragoneer, @Greenoaks, and @sequoia.

This investment will help us advance our research and expand our capacity to meet growing demand for Claude.