Cake Farmer

Dawn, she/her. A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma covered in marzipan.

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@MisterABK It's all gone Peat Tools.

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@cuilleog @OhNoSheTwitnt How does a tour crew know the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

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@bewgtweets Keeping it traditional with cream cheese and lox on an everything hotdog.

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@BWDR The Sparks Brothers

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@ashleyn1cole 80% of the tops I see have 3/4 sleeves because of this bs. Both the "troublesome" and "alluringly feminine" parts of me are cold and angry now, thanks

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@MagicRealismBot Silly eunuch. Just sit under the tree and wait for them to drop.

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@TerribleMaps @BigTechAlert @elonmusk He probably noticed that your banner gives away his assassination coordinates. There are only so many rivers, right?

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@davenewworld_2 @GretaThunberg

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@StevenHeynow

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@NicoleFlockton @Pellington21 @HmmphThis @marvdory123 @highlandgirl65 @silentmoviegirl @mamaque4 @eniledam05 @PaxPippa @tara_woolfolk @moonbeam2007 @CaseyMax822 Happy Monday and merry Christmas, you guys! 💖 We had a grey one, but a few days of this the week before. Locally sourced organic glitter ftw ❄️

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@TerribleMaps That's why Danish movies are usually less than 2 hours long, so there's time to fetch your child in the parking lot.

(Football is our national sport because a match is just 90 minutes + halftime.)

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@PercySeries @Omundson HWAT??

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@NormalComposers
Ron Mael celebrating democracy.

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@Durden112 @BriannaWu @SEP The self-made powerhouse entrepeneur who nearly cried in an NYT interview because he had to work on his birthday? No way.

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@KimWylde @PopCrave This you, @Pellington21?

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@EmoPhilips This is why I think carefully before joining a loyalty program.

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@THR @FXNetworks

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@KompozytorE @RonFilipkowski Mmm, nanobots.

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@ThreatNotation Punning up that hill.