Douglas May

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@paddymcguinness @BBCRadio2 play the game Paddy. Saying other name for Santa, mum and dad?? Got a kids in the car 3 and 8. 8 year old starting to ask enough questions

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@offtheballbbc Locals are saying of all the bad things to happen in the area recently this is the wurst

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@offtheballbbc What was wrong with Tam’s head that they couldn’t get a hard hat on him during a school trip, so he ended up having to sit on the bus

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@offtheballbbc What would be the average age of a player signed by Jim McLean be when their Dundee Utd contract expired.

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@newplanet @worldofalanor It’s arrived!!!!!

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@newplanet @worldofalanor Order placed, arriving on Thursday x

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@ScotRail on the 10:07 from Newton-on-Ayr to Glasgow and the ticket examiner (think his name was David) just gave my kids special train tickets with stickers on them. Kids are over the moon, thank you David

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@newplanet @BWMANUK Being serious congratulations to the two of you. Always show James your pics and he loves his uncles x

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@newplanet Poor @BWMANUK, man deserves a medal!!! X

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@offtheballbbc What is the working title of a bbc scotland documentary on the history of modern day Hibernian managers

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@offtheballbbc When asked at the start of June by a newspaper for a date and time he knew he’d be free for an interview what was Stevie Clarkes response.

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@ClanIHC Everyone came across really well, good job!!!

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@BWMANUK Happy birthday young man!!!!!

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@Al_Hine Take care mate on the plus side and hopefully no radio signal and you don’t have to listen to that shocking off the ball just now

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@Al_Hine Take care of yourself!!!

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@newplanet Do I need to look out my black suit, asking for a friend (Katie) x

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@newplanet happy birthday (think I got the correct day this time) xx

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@andyoddsock @AndyDayTV managed to keep this birthday secret for about 9 months. Safe to say James is excited!!!!

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @GeoffreyBoycott @TalkTV @nick_newsum

[Douglas May @dougboy79]

@offtheballbbc According to the Saudi Arabian FA what is the the standard length of facial hair for a 15 year old.