Call Me...Darkman

I'm everyone...and no one.

[👳🏾‍♂️ @RetiredDragger]

To work

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@scarylawyerguy

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@WajahatAli

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@Nanu_uwu_ @GuyHat01 @ThatRedCatholic "Another progressive win"? Who was the first?

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@bigsnugga https://t.co/V5Qyr7GfU0

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@Def_Not_Deuce

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@SethAbramson https://t.co/LGNHN83RUE

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You cannot accidentally do this much Nazi shit.

[DBW ✞ @thisisdbw]

Yall ever go through your contact list and ask yourself…. “Who the fuck is that?”

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

We’ve officially reached the “eat before you leave the house” stage of the economy.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Something to think about

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@TomiLahren

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[Call Me...Darkman @dougharvin]

@Melda1384191

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@cbouzy If it all depends on Florida, yeah.

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@b0ysbrokenheart They're terrified...

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@NR_Garrett Wouldn't that require the same media to cover it?

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Zero debt.
7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Low body fat percentage.
Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated.

This was my peak. I was 8 years old.

[Call Me...Darkman @dougharvin]

@noyeahobviously

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

The older I get, the more I realize that one of life’s greatest luxuries is having absolutely nothing planned and nobody expecting you anywhere