DouglasWFail

I am a co-writer and performer on RadioLARP. My favorite hobby is existence. I am an unlicensed emotional therapist.

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@DungeonsDonald Deities and Demagogues

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youth pastor: hey ladies

youth pastor: *sits in chair backwards*

youth pastor: you know who else had His choice to decide taken away from Him by the government?

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@2Young4ThisTrek I loved it! I’ve seen complaints it’s too much like Star Wars. I can definitely see Star Wars vibes (evil robots, aliens that aren’t humans with shit glued to their face, CGI cartoon) but I think it all works.

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@thedailybeast Is this actual episode this time? Or another copy of Unexplained like the last episode of Fever Dreams?

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@ShopifySupport What specifically needs to be deleted to fix this problem? I don't want to clear the whole cache as that will log me out of all of my other websites. Maybe set up a page we can go to that clears only the Shopify cookies and files that are causing this problem?

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@ShopifySupport One of my admin sites loads, the other does not. I can get the broken one to load with an incognito window. Clearing the image and file cache on Chrome doesn't help.

What can I do to make this work without deleting all my cookies? Logging out of all my sites is a terrible fix.

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@ShopifySupport Something seems to be wrong with your login system. I can't log in via the website. Tried multiple browsers on different machines (Mac and PC) and rebooting my system. Nothing. One machine reported a "gateway timeout" https://t.co/8GafhXf0OC has no issues listed.

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@realDonaldTrump Later, that same day...

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Boomers just now realizing everyone is making fun of them is the boomerest thing I can imagine.

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@Making8 @JohnMu @dannysullivan @googlemaps Narc

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I sold my soul to the devil in exchange for infinite souls. Checkmate, Satan! 😈 👻

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I‘m worried everyone will discover I don’t really suffer from Imposter Syndrome

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Scientists: We've cured cancer!

Conservatives: Not fair. What about everyone else that died from cancer? *pours cure for cancer down the drain*

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Just tried to call someone using the calculator of my phone. Nbd.

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We say white meat and dark meat instead of “breast” and “thigh” but “pork loin” gets a free pass??? 🤔

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Finally defrosted my freezer and found secret ice cream! So glad I accidentally left the freezer door open.

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@fistfulofhollas Sometimes the bathroom is the friends we make along the way.

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@fistfulofhollas Omw

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Literally the only reason I update to the latest iOS is for new emojis.

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If you truly want to show your support for Trump, write his name in for every race in your ballot. #endthebluewave #trumpforeveryoffice #wrtiteintrump #maga 🌊🚫 🗳 ✏️ ����

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Outpatient care - You don't have to go home but you can't heal here.