Doug Salt

Husband, father, amateur triathlete. Lurching reluctantly in to middle age.

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@Oldpost15 @chelscarey Oh Jesus. Took a dive in to her tweets. What a nutcase.

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@HartleKim @BornAKang No one would believe it without.

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@tierneytearknee @SocksWearer @barry Gawd…. I loved this one SO much!

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@AnnieClaireBO @NCC_GatPark @fitnesslab @MaOnTheAir @grahamctv Saw on Strava that a friend was up there this am. Not groomed and a slog.

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@EnswellJones As an aside, when I get those spam calls for “duct cleaning” I ask the caller how they clean their webbed feet! Dead silence.

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@298_613 @HartleKim @yiye_yiye @christygood The leopard on the wall is looking away and saying “Jesus Christ” in his head.

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@298_613 @HartleKim @yiye_yiye @christygood Those poor Care Bears on the night stand have probably seen some horrifying things too.

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@AroundOttawa @bruceanderson @cmckenney Attack the suburban way of life? Like not allow you to purchase “Live, Laugh, Love” towels from your local Homesense?

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@christygood @SamInspired @HartleKim All for this!

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@CBCOlympics @PetermanGallant @HartleKim @298_613 What’s the Vegas odds of Greg getting murdered before me if we played with our spouses??

@christygood jump in here.

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@298_613 @HartleKim @christygood @papajawn7704 Dudes still claiming it’s more than 6”

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@Jehmmy43 @griffitn @Jjwcampbell I was once told by a food rep that Eatmore bars are the garbage bars. All the regular chocolate bars that didn’t meet standard were ground up and made in to an Eatmore.

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@christygood @mikewtfwells @298_613 Wrong! It would have to be Bradley cooper.

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@NormRCN31 @acoyne Regrettably this guy blocks me instead of entering in to discuss the merits.

Insults my follower numbers = lazy mans way to slam a person

Clearly can’t stand to be wrong and knows he is.

Fucking baby

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@NormRCN31 @acoyne Dude!

Even assuming that you “do it properly” you’re still gonna get over a million dead.

Current mortality rate is 5.1% (Health Canada). On a population of 37.59 million people that’s 1,879,500 deaths.

Is “They died for herd immunity” what you want for your legacy

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@MikePMoffatt Do you have a no trespassing sign posted? If you have that and he ignores it you can have him served with a trespsss notice. Then he’s charged the next time.

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@dog_rates Hey @HartleKim do you think you could get Daphne and Hanna to reinact this?

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@HartleKim @298_613 @christygood @MarkFromTO A trip to Costco, aka anger inducing hell hole of humanity, gotta be worth something