Matthew Downey

Quoi?

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

She is one with the Force and the Force is with her #CarrieFisher

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

@DexThresher that is the definition of reckless!

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

First play test of my artificial intelligence-themed board game went really well; thanks @DexThresher for being my guinea pig!

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

I went to @NOVADonuts and they liked my sunglasses so much they gave me a free donut!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name
UK: no
VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy
UK: fine

[Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy]

If it's so normal and well-intended, why don't men tell other men to smile?

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

@GamingMeerkat @thebeccasaurus Mina and I somehow made no plans for today. Y'all free?

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

2 of 2: Never got call. Called back after 2 hours & now they cannot look for trucks til tomorrow morning in middle of my move. @Budget #FAIL

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

1 of 2 Reserved @Budget moving truck 3 months ago; today told no trucks available, will receive call within 2 hours on other close locations

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

@JoshYEG @GamingMeerkat you think I'm bad, you should see my dog, @TheJudgyDog

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

@thoughtsigns @Carolyngian @kayveetee https://t.co/QplhbHgF2o

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

@DexThresher @thoughtsigns you are making it sound like a buddy cop movie character; this is probably not his intent. #OrIsIt #Nope

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

I find that comments by @realDonaldTrump about immigrants being rapists especially poignant on Columbus Day. #ColumbusWasNotAHero

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

@DexThresher that is not what we ended up choosing entirely, but it is a decent set. I just need to figure out how to drum and we'll be good

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

@kayveetee no, I didn't. :p

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

@DexThresher the clash, the ramones, bad religion, sex pistols, velvet underground, green day

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

Don't tell me you want me to play at a jam session dedicated to the punk genre and hand me a list of only Blink182 songs #ThatIsNotAGoodList

[BBC America @BBCAMERICA]

Just arrived to @BAFTALA's #TVTea time is @OrphanBlack's @tatianamaslany! We wish her luck at tomorrow's #Emmys!

[Ana @anaRVA]

Rest in peace, society.

[Matthew Downey @downeymb]

My dog Ginger has a Twitter account (@TheJudgyDog ); the Library of Congress just retweeted one of her tweets and I am geeking out #JudgyDog