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[downtownmama @downtownmama]

The incredibly late emergency alert was more startling than the actual earthquake

[downtownmama @downtownmama]

Wasn’t expecting an earthquake in nyc

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

“It literally can pulverize bones … it can provide this blast effect.”

The AR-15 is the weapon of choice for many mass killers. The Post sought to illustrate the lethal force of the weapon and show in detail its catastrophic effects. https://t.co/0JCZbk7yKm

[downtownmama @downtownmama]

@JsonCulverhouse I think that is a sloth 🦥

[downtownmama @downtownmama]

Il pleut

[downtownmama @downtownmama]

@JsonCulverhouse I just don’t know what to tweet these days so I just share a wordle score every so often like a random beacon

[downtownmama @downtownmama]

Wordle 262 2/6

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[downtownmama @downtownmama]

This is more challenging than Wordle

Lewdle 11 5/6
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Don't be $⋕*! Play the original Wordle too!
https://t.co/bqVVaLr4Yp

[downtownmama @downtownmama]

Wordle 206 2/6

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[Cal Football @CalFootball]

THE AXE IS BACK! #GoBears

[downtownmama @downtownmama]

Happy #NationalDogDay 🐶

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Everyone On Camping Trip Just Gets Out Of Way While Friend Who Knows What He’s Doing Takes Care Of Everything https://t.co/MJsoBV09mX

[downtownmama @downtownmama]

I need a case like this for the flamethrower 😂 @elonmusk #Cybertruck #Tesla

[Tim O’Rourke @TimothyORourke]

NEW: Data analysis from @susieneilson and @namisumida on California's big vaccination gaps includes an interactive tool that allows you to see the share of the state's population with at least one dose of vaccine.

Check your ZIP here: https://t.co/dlq3ke57mW

[downtownmama @downtownmama]

The first step in the return to normal https://t.co/9oSHwNRg3z

[Nathan Heller @nathanheller]

Story of a 66-year-old researcher, an immigrant, who rarely got grants, never got her own lab, never earned more than $60K. For four decades, she kept working on mRNA—a path considered foolish. Her work is the basis for the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. https://t.co/wOvCEM8jja

[downtownmama @downtownmama]

@timonus I stopped tracking my outdoor walks because of this. If only there was a dog walking workout option 😄

[Fahey @UncleFahey]

CALL IT PEEPSI YOU COWARDS. https://t.co/p9rMymsuRd

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

The Atlanta shooter blamed a specific race of people for his problems, and then murdered them because of it. If that’s not racism, then the word has no meaning.