Deeee❤️

Soft life 🎉🥳🤩🎊

[Deeee❤️ @doyinsun]

🫶🏽🫶🏽🥹

[Deeee❤️ @doyinsun]

Brb 🙂‍↕️

[🦈 @ruvimboo]

It’s been a process shedding my naivety but I really get so angry when people catch me off guard this way

[Plantain Hashira @femii_p]

Anywhere they’re dragging avoidant people, wake me up

God will take all of them

[Wildflower🌸 @TheNanaAishat]

The brand name is so on point cos what are they selling exactly?

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

i think you’re born twice

the first time by your mother

the second by yourself

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

you’re doing “no contact” gimmick with someone who has simply forgotten your existence

[Deeee❤️ @doyinsun]

lol someone that can pass for early 40’s

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“I’m 39, but if I told you I was 28, you’d believe me. I only get approached by younger guys in Lagos. They may not have it in their bank accounts, but they make up for it with bravery, audacity and size.”

—Venita Okpofure

[Deeee❤️ @doyinsun]

Very good 🤣🤣. You people don’t know how to maintain energy enough 🙂‍↔️

[The hair plug @Msmenalicious]

So I decided to send a message to this person, and she aired me. After sending the message, she saw me and walked past. I should have just maintained the same energy and moved out without saying a word.

Anyways, we move.

[lex @fromlexpov]

It took me so long to get here and it’s made navigating relationships much easier. I take everything at face value now

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

How it feels when you’re ready to start writing everything you crammed for the exam, but your invigilator is wasting time talking about the instructions. 😭

[TurnTable Charts @TurntableCharts]

.@ayrastarr’s “Starrgirl” tallied 10.06 million streams in its first week on Spotify Nigeria— a career highest as it surpasses the 5.18M of ‘The Year I Turned 21’

It is also the biggest debut week in history for any album by a female artiste on the platform

[Tofu Tomato 🍅 @oluwatofunmii_]

(If it were a female CEO, what we’ll be hearing is that women are power drunk and that yes, it’s indeed policy to address on first-name basis but let me park that agenda). 🙂‍↕️

[Chris Ani @iamchrisani]

You never really jam depression
This one wey you describe na mood swing

[REME @ohieez]

Your brand is too big to be lying. The cans and packs of milk are never that full.

[Woman Commando⭐️ @orente_themuse]

i’m the type to just tally up your weird behavior and cut you off on a random wednesday

[Lloyd Itu @Lloyd_Itu]

First generation to go to the grave without secrets

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

You people don’t have real life goals or problems tbh

[✩ @wetfIowers]

sometimes it doesn’t even matter because their reaction to your discomfort will make you resent them anyway

[OreoTheNailTech💅 @oreoluwa_sugar]

I’m so evil, I have been laughing at this babe since this gist came out. It can never be me syndrome will kill Nigerian women walahi🤣

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

y’all ever get a flashback of what someone did to you and just be like damnnn i should’ve shot u.. lmfaooo