NnM 💍

The Lessons Outweigh The Mistakes

[NnM 💍 @dramatic_lover]

If the truth hurts, you’ll be in pain.

[Av ☁️ 🌺 @MarioEmmet]

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!”

“GREATER GOOD?! I AM YOUR WIFE! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!”

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY AND HE TRYING TO LEAVE. HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY AND HE TRYING TO LEAVE. BRO FUCK NO. BRO FUCK NO. FUCK NO BRO.

[JDM @Joshua__DM]

It’s objectively hilarious that Cardi B is spending a single second in Burtonsville, Maryland.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Gas almost cinco de fucking dollars..

[Zion @zionszzn]

The ATM ask 25 questions... can you please HURRY UP before I get robbed

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Snoh Aalegra don't know how much she fucked the city up with I Want You Around

[kanishk @kaxishk]

me preparing for the new hantavirus outbreak..

[A TYRANT SUPERSTAR @trinalew13]

@talleyberrybaby B6-13 would have that handled by dinner time

[Zion @zionszzn]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

an eldest daughter once said being the firstborn means you’re automatically irritated by incompetence. not because you’re harsh, but because you were never given the room to be incompetent yourself. the daughters who know… know.

[g @34rths]

Back in my day we called this subtweeting

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Samsung TVs act like every day is their first day being a tv

[Matt 🛒 @EastPointMadeMe]

@BrilliantDum_e Residuals 🤣

[Mogul And They Know That @waymoflydenu]

Y’all better use Affirm. Stop tryna compete with ppl who steal lol

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

FAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Tre. @IamTHREEE]

@itsKARY_ @_KJCRAY And you forgot gas got higher than pigeon pussy, ENOUGH!

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Latto pregnant.
Chuck Norris passed.
Marlo dating Tyler Perry.
Usher vs Justin Bieber
TSA lines look like lunch time on Skid Row.
ABC paused The Bachelorette.
Bravo paused RHOM.
The gumbo. The Julez. The dress code.
Sterling K Brown told JHud he be [gooning].

[KEATS @keatsdidit]

So yall really don’t see how all this fornication is fuckin us up?

[Ev @justev98]

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