Joe Rivera

Star of 'Holes', the cinematic masterpiece based on the iconic young adult novel of the same name. (he/him)

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

Hey @Disneyland : any recommendations for repairing a broken lightsaber from Savi's? @JetBlue and @TSA damaged my saber, and now I can't get the end cap to come off. Please help!

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

@JetBlue @JetBlue it was either taken out of the case and messed with, or the case was carelessly tossed around regardless of the 3 Fragile stickers placed all over the case. Either way, this was mishandled and I'm out $237.04 and I'm really upset

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

Hey @JetBlue, who do I talk to about damaged items? Your team forced me to check an item that came back broken, and the chat representatives don't seem to understand the difference between lost items and broken ones. Who can I contact?

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

@JetBlue Ok.. And what happens when after 1.5 hours on hold, @JetBlue refuses to cover damages to an item I was forced to check? I'm told I can't make a claim because the case it was in wasn't damaged. This was an expensive and deeply personal item from a once-in-a-lifetime experience

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

I don't think my favorite relative will be able to come to my wedding =(

@AuntieAnnes can you make it??

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

Law and Order: MCU

[Sam Wilson @yeahyeahsam]

Terrified John Wilson’s going to film me dropping my change at Dunkin Donuts or something and be like “sometimes uhh things don’t work out the way you want them to”

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

🎶Can he afford another session? He's got seasonal depression

Look out! He's on the phone with Aetna, dark thoughts are gonna get ya, here comes Depressed Spider-Man!🎶

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

🎶Spider-Man, Spider-Man, was just prescribed Citalopram

Is he sad? Listen Bud, no serotonin in his blood

Look out! Depressed Spider-Man 🎶

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

they/them might be giants

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

🎶What the world
needs now
is Jackass 4🎶

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

I don't know if Scooby Doo fucks, but his sister sure does

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

the Star Trek TNG episode 'Galaxy's Child' has really strong 'Scott's Tots' vibes in terms of making my skin crawl

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

i bet you anything he's playing thanos in the asgardian play about endgame #ThorLoveAndThunder

[IGN @IGN]

Russell Crowe is reportedly set to join Thor: Love and Thunder in a "fun cameo."
https://t.co/f5ANEiuUZt

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

jamie kennedy is in the last blockbuster? i was led to believe that he died in some sort of experiment

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

new cap has a flat ass ☹️ #FalconAndTheWinterSoldier

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

I know better than to trade with Gamestop

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

@yeahyeahsam what the hell is a jellicle tho.

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

It's been 45 hours-- how many actual, human babies are already named Grogu? #Mandalorian #Grogu

[Joe Rivera @drfunkhowser]

🎶 Monolith, Monolith...🎶