Lucky Malone

Pinhead, Library Rat, Sports Loyalist, Racing Enthusiast, Wrestling Believer - Go Birds & Roll Tide 🦅🐘🏁 🇭🇷 🇮🇪 ☘️

[Lucky Malone @driedoutblues]

@NFLMemes Barely winning against the Jets should still be celebrated as a loss.

[𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 ♱🇻🇦 @littleonefaith]

Honor Mary.
God honored her first.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

To me X is DMX and AI is Allen Iverson.

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

I don't know who Mitch McConnel's taxidermist is but that dude is about to be the the most famous turtle stuffer in the history of the craft

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Man, for people who hate SNAP because "it's a handout" sure are fucking salivating over a fake $5,000 handout.

[SlimReaperSZN @SlimReaperSzn6]

Got all the essentials ready for the game tomorrow

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[Comrade Stump @GranTorinoDSA]

Randy Orton has been hearing voices in his head for damn near twenty years and he never killed anybody

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

"Days Of Thunder 2" announcement four hours old and dudes already hitting the pace car

[Lucky Malone @driedoutblues]

@koifish7800 @TheCinesthetic Bet you suck on your dog's too.

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

Turn y'alls volume down. 😭😭

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

WHITE SMOKE FROM THE TOP OF ARCHIBALDS

A NEW QUARTERBACK HAS BEEN NAMED

[lounger150 @coldsleeve]

found one dead ant high up in the cabinet i keep the honey bottle in. no other ants to be found. made it up to the goldmine and died without telling nobody. born to be a skeleton in an indiana jones temple

[Tori WTF @ItsToriWtf]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[Lucky Malone @driedoutblues]

@thephillyfly @PHLEaglesNation Can someone please uncurse the Flyers.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

The most common French name for a bookworm is rat de bibliothèque, or “library rat”. However, my gran, who grew up in Ardes, would often refer to an avid reader as a buveur d’encre. It means “ink drinker”

* read on for more names for bookworms from around the world (a thread)...

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

[Lucky Malone @driedoutblues]

@FreddyLA7 Should come by Millersburg and put your car on one of the ferries here to cross the river, lots of amish here too

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

Feeling like the The Passion Of The Christ, Wellbutrin, Interstate batteries Chevy today