Johnson Lauchstein

Sports Psychologist, giving my professional opinion on todays athletes candidly, I also throw out the occasional lock every now and then.

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@joshua_hoye @S_CharlesNFL @NESN Josh you’ve been mistaken, Simon is one of the most genuine humans I know. He would never create false narratives and ruin his credibility at his work.

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@Tizzy22758 @Frady_180 @Dixonoliver23 @GamecocksToday I’m not shitting on Lamont, I’m sure he will do fine. But people don’t know what we had with Frank. Get ready to watch UMass have a great year while we struggle and have the narrative switch the opposite way on Frank.

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@Frady_180 @Dixonoliver23 @Tizzy22758 @GamecocksToday Last team had a ton of new guys and still got 18 wins, year before Frank was sick and the team struggled. Before that we were still competitive and had a classic win at home vs. Kentucky. Despite how it looked, Frank was the best option for us and did a great job

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@Frady_180 @Dixonoliver23 @Tizzy22758 @GamecocksToday You take an 18 win team, keep a majority of the core, and most likely add GG to that equation and you’re telling me we aren’t getting over that 20 win mark? Those kids had a lot more fight than this years team.

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@Dixonoliver23 @Tizzy22758 @GamecocksToday Not hypothetical, those kids were there because of Frank and would have stayed with him. Only hypothetical is GG but he most likely would have committed to us and stayed in HS another year. No Frank, no reason to stay so he committed to UNC, then ultimately wanted to stay home.

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@Dixonoliver23 @Tizzy22758 @GamecocksToday Devin Carter, Erik Stevenson, Jermaine Cuisnard, Keyshawn Bryant, GG Jackson, Wildens Leveque, Chico Carter, Jacobi Wright, and Josh Gray. That would have been our rotation this year. That team absolutely wipes the floor with this years team and gets over the 20 win hump.

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@danabeers That fall weather hits different in Columbia, SC. Adds a couple inches to your cock too. Don’t be a bozo and choose the Gamecocks to be your team 🐔

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@kellyinvegas Came out and popped them in the mouth early, UNC didn’t know what hit them early. Whatever happens from here on out they have my respect

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@boston_sp0rts20 Don’t break the law of a country you are visiting. If someone from Mexico was caught carrying weed across the boarder illegally we wouldn’t blink twice and the punishment they get.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

there is nothing therapy can do for a man that a good game of pickup basketball cannot

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@NBA_University Murray, Smart, Butler, AD, Rob Wil

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@FeitsBarstool Had a catastrophic body surfing crash few weeks back, caught the wave perfectly then get thrown head first into an unexpected sand bar. Done for the season.

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@Justalexbennett Solo movie? If so that’s elite

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@_SportyGuy @overtime @NikeEYB Flagarant?

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

awareness level: 0
drunkenness level: 98
fireproof superpowers: 100

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Talent https://t.co/IVRkSNuB8L

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

Imagine bringing weed to a foreign country when it’s not even fully legal in your own, getting caught and detained, then playing the victim card and pleading for forgiveness after breaking their law… #BrittneyGriner

[Johnson Lauchstein @drjlauchstein]

@ClutchSports_CU @FLWolfe11 @Salzy0991 @ConfCommandos @BigGameBoomer @ADavidHaleJoint Wes is a regular patient of mine. He is a smart man, but shows signs of weakness when facing adversity. Although he has overcome this in the past, I fear the stage of Clemson will be too big for him.