AFSGNM

Curator of funny tweets. You probably followed my old account.

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

Sometimes I have to flush twice to get rid of the memory of looking at my timeline.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Have we ever thought to ask the daylight if it even wants to be saved.

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

i’m sorry for what my face did when you asked a really fucking stupid question

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

If you're a big account that follows me, please disregard my ratio shit talk.

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

Assert dominance by maintaining a 1/10,000 ratio at all times.

#superproud #lovethatforyou

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

I bet a lot of you rub one out while admiring your follow ratio.

[Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy]

I went to the bathroom without my phone & had to read a shampoo bottle like some kind of boomer

[Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy]

I wish there was more people who tweeted good things

[Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy]

There's 3 things I want to try in bed

1. Go to bed early

2. Sleep through the night

3. Wake up energised

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

@SunflowerGpsy Yep

[Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy]

I need to remember I'm a kick ass little hottie

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

If you speed up when someone's trying to pass you suck a dick

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

This may be controversial but I think data centers are doing the Lord's work.

Especially the one that hosts all my shitty posts (like this one).

[Subprimepersonality @Subprimepersona]

Being weird is a full time job.

[💧Blue📯Flame💎 @sapphirecyan333]

Mankind is unkind man

[💧Blue📯Flame💎 @sapphirecyan333]

I need to be put in my place fr

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

Where's your favorite place to go buy me some pancakes?

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Do what you love and do it often.

- eats mashed potatoes and gravy in bed.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Distance yourself from shitty people, they’re never going to change.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Every day is a new opportunity to get your shit together.

- goes back to bed.

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

Your full length mirror might be a depreciable asset.

Follow me for more X ho tax advice.