AFSGNM

Curator of funny tweets. You probably followed my old account.

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

Sometimes I have to flush twice to get rid of the memory of looking at my timeline.

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

You're trying to get in my head?

You'll be lonely and bored but sure. Go for it.

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

X is like getting curb stomped and liking it.

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

@heyclairelin It always does 🤣

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

I think I accidentally followed a weirdo 237 times.

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

You're not ugly and I'm not blind. What now?

[ᴀǫᴜᴀ🧜‍♀️🫟🎧🛍️💌🔆 @AquaGirl_tm]

i have a completely normal relationship with social media.

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

Miss you, @mllebeckyrose

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

meh, I’ve seen fuller moons

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

If it requires Tolerance count me out.

[Midnight Cowboy 🇺🇸 @cowboyjeffkent]

Welcome to middle age, there no longer is a question if you’re ready for bed

[Mike Miller @popartcartoonz]

Being neuro-spicy makes ya extra nice-y!

[Matty @bestestname]

Everything went downhill when we replaced "dude" with "bro"

[dan @dadopotamus]

attack ads make me assume you have nothing to offer.

[Matty @bestestname]

It's ok to still be friends with people, even if they are really into jazz

[AFSGNM @DropMiker]

These pretzels are making me thirsty...and they taste like ass.

[BTB @BTBlonde]

I used to be fun. Now I make sourdough bread.

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

I can forgive anything if you're honest about it

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Who has zero thumbs and just had a terrible table saw mishap? This g

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

Might be time to turn to a life of crime