Drops of Jupiter

I am Drops of Jupiter - single, independent, cynical yet cautiously optimistic; I am a nerd, a dancer, a believer.

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@kccjp

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@ConceptualJames It's not correct.

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Maybe it's not "pregnancy hormones". Maybe it's just that someone gets on your last nerve and you're just sick of tolerating bullshit when you're carrying a living being and your body is already a suboptimal bag of endless unpleasantries that you cannot medicate your way out of.

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Merry fucking Christmas

[Lauryn Ipsum @LaurynIpsum]

I fucking live for unhinged Victorian Christmas cards. Some years I just share the terror with friends, and others I choose to spread the chaos. This year I pick the latter.

Let’s start with the truly inexplicable.

Frog + beetle waltz
Sky jellyfish
Mutant beet-man
GOAT
🧵

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@lawlednahkdnana @shashtag @netflix Thought it was alright, good tribute from Seth MacFarlane but not part of star trek canon, only lasted a season? Switched bw parody and tribute too. Lower decks' premise and the latest season has a level of creativity and authenticity that elevates the entire star trek franchise

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@shashtag @netflix *gave

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@shashtag @netflix I'd care except discovery is by far the worst, hammiest star trek series ever and I have up after two seasons. Lower decks is so good on the other hand !!

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@maxfalkowitz Other world computing helped me upgrade my entire MacBook (2009!) and my mini (2011). Don't get a new computer. It's much more affordable to replace the battery and while you're at it, get some new RAM too.

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@bchesky This thread reeks of white (passport) privilege.

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Yeah so? 10% is a good start.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@wapodavenport According to their own estimates, this tax only covers ~10% of the $3.5 trillion spending bill.

Where will the other 90% come from?

The answer is you.

[Albany Public Library @AlbanyNYLibrary]

With Facebook and Instagram down, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that we have books

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@MrBeast @coinbase #CoinBeastSweepstakes okay I'll give it shot :)

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@geneweingarten I bet you still cannot name an Indian dish, considering that you've chosen to double down on your ignorant caucasity. "Curries are spice blends, not spices". Wrong. Try again.

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No one cares that you dislike Indian food. We care that your racist and uneducated opinion got a wide audience and that you got paid for it. As usual, old white males have no trouble being heard. That's the caucasity of it all. Shame on you @geneweingarten and @wapo

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@J_Hanckel @mindykaling Could you please link the original article? I don't know what's being referenced. Thank you so much.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

We are making a few changes at OnlyFans

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@RealEvilHRLady Hot sauce!

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

If you had bought $10k worth of gold 1 year ago, today your estate would have slightly less than $10k in gold after you died of boredom

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@heyadamroberts Hard agree. Takes talent to make healthy, lean things taste good. Not like you can eat short ribs and lamb for lunch daily anyway!

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@linecook I feel seen!