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[david @dsanetti]

I'm that person that can't stop laughing while trying to tell a funny story & you laugh because you couldn't understand anything I said

[Nick Leone @nickleonex]

I’m no dairy farmer but I’d sure like to milk him.

[david @dsanetti]

Think I’m going to embrace my chunky boy era

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Could we be this lucky?

[The Reality Kingdom @TRealityKingdom]

My mental Instability in 3 days when Big Brother starts again:
#BB25

[david @dsanetti]

@itsROHCA Omg I thought I was trippin too. I feel like my entire screen is zoomed in on everything 😂

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

everyone waking up to see beyoncé announced the renaissance tour

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

ticketmaster watching the beyoncé fans coming after just dealing with taylor fans

[david @dsanetti]

@mylifeasaturner Girl SAME

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

[manu rios @manuriosfdez]

can we stop pretending sparkling water is good

[V @williamvercetti]

oh

[j @jinagarten]

Ready for another holiday with family

[ANDREW @4ndru__]

Saying “does that makes sense?” after not making any sense, at all

[Ihateberwald @ihateberwald]

they had no lube, belly full of beans and a dream

[david @dsanetti]

I’m addicted to wanting to spend money online when bored at home

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

anesthesiologist #1: i think i'm propofalling for u

anesthesiologist #2: omg u ketamean so much to me

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I NEED to hear the White Lotus theme tune in the club

[𝓙 @jszct]

I be like "I have to study" then lay down for hours

[Benj @benjrainwrite]

My brother & his husband are hosting thanksgiving and I wonder what my parents think this decoration in their bathroom is

[david @dsanetti]

@kaydejay16 Thanks kayde!