@FFHitman I’ve got a request! I’d like a drop for Tucker Kraft using the theme song to SHAFT.
Tucker is-a-bad-mutha-SHUTYOMOUTH-but-I’m-talkin’-bout-Kraft
Can you dig it?
@FFHitman I’ve got a request, and you’re the “WRIGHT” man for the job (nope, I’m not sorry). I’d like a new drop for Tucker Kraft using the theme song to SHAFT.
Tucker is-a-bad-mutha-SHUTYOMOUTH-but-I’m-talkin’-bout-Kraft
Can you dig it?
Me: I need to look up a recipe real quick.
YouTube Algorithm: How about this Alisha Lehmann video?
Me: Wait, what? Idk who that is.
YT: Soccer player.
Me: I don’t even like soccer.
YT: Alisha. Lehmann.
Me: Oh…I guess I could watch for a little while.
Dear Elected U.S. Officials,
Lock yourselves in a room - all of you. Don’t come out until you find some meaningful solutions (this will involve compromise). If you can’t find solutions, you’ll be relieved of your duties and we’ll find someone else.
Sincerely,
All Americans
Was gonna say somethin’ nice about marriage, but I walked in on my wife watching “Young Sheldon” and now I’m not so sure that I want to be married anymore.
As I sat there in the dentists chair with the hygienist knuckle deep in my mouth, I couldn’t help but feel thankful that she didn’t view wearing rubber gloves as a violation of her personal freedom.
5: I need a pipecleaner
me: oddly enough, there is one tied to my door handle
5: I need some string
me: in the basement, the room next to dad’s office
5: I need a purple crayon
me: under the couch in the toy room
also me: where tf is my phone?