Daisy Smith

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

@anghyflawn Accidental mashup of ‘at the reins’ and ‘at the helm’?

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

@DaniDevans @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky The fact that everything suddenly pivots to the whole espionage storyline right at the end of Belinda Blinked Book 3??

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

@dadwroteaporno when the goryachaya zadnitsa of global politics comes and sits on your garden bench

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

@geordiedisaster @MelissaCole Wearing only a lobster 😭

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

You know your life has changed when you type ‘cross’ and your phone no longer suggests ‘crossword’ but rather ‘cross-functional’ #officelife

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

Just been advised on board @LNER #azuma where luggage space is limited due to an earlier cancelled train that ‘trains are smaller, passengers should know to bring a smaller bag’. Didn’t get the memo, sorry.

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

Thanks to everyone at @GLNXT for a fantastic conference and for the opportunity to participate in the Beautiful #Data Panel discussion on behalf of @CirrusLogic! #GLNXT

[Phil Shawe @PhilShawe]

Had the honor of kicking off today’s sessions at @TransPerfect’s largest user conference in history this morning: #GLNXT!

[Elaine Scattermoon @scattermoon]

Hyped for the regional differences in #PokemonSwordShield

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

@sainsburys can you tell me if the Dundee Street local has a carrier bag recycling point? Thanks!

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

@VictorianPopFic #wouldyourather Dorito head or invisible body...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to make someone say “you off?”

1. Slap hands onto knees
2. Say “right”

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

Theory: accomplice is Toffee Apple Chew, AKA Sir James and Clarence in a pantomime horse costume #PornoDay

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

Where is Norman Togui?? #PornoDay

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Do we really need staff serving drinks at this meeting? #PornoDay

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

@dadwroteaporno just finished chicken Kiev and an exquisite pudding of trifle with @geordiedisaster, now ready to face the TRUTH!

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

@NatCall @dadwroteaporno Couldn’t find a test tube but can confirm that it is quite difficult to lift more than a litre with fore and ring finger.

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

Haha! It's true! @geordiedisaster @rachelraine4

[Warren Maguire @warren_maguire]

Hmm, my Geordie wife doesn't seem that impressed by my observation (and repeated demonstration) that words for Greek food and drink sound great in a Geordie accent. Still, try it. Moussaka. Ouzo. Tzatziki. Raki. Feta. Souvlaki.

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

@benmolineaux I knew I should have binned that before I took the photo...

[Daisy Smith @dspalimpsest]

@benmolineaux don’t like potato crusts either.