doug v.

Contributing writer to Last of the V8 Interceptors.

[doug v. @dsubnet0]

My latest for @flickchart : “Never get off the boat.” – Top 10 Films About Arduous River Journeys

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[doug v. @dsubnet0]

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[LitFill @razzy_ar]

Found this in a yt comment:

A mosquito was heard to complain,
That a chemist had poisoned his brain;
The cause of his sorrow,
Was paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

[starheal @starheal]

Whoever is hexing me now doesn't have shit on whoever was hexing me in 2016

[Tomás (in Tokyo) Bjartur @BjarturTomas]

cyberpunk is utopian fiction. the corporations are competent, the mafia sells amazing biotech for a reasonable price, and capsule apartments are abundant and cheap

[Hood Action News @BAPingLoud]

I aint never told noone but when we evacced from afghanistan I put all the gym machines in the base at the max so if they came through theyd be like damn these niggas strong as hell I served my country man

[Aria Radnia 🇮🇷 @ariaradnia]

Whoever made this video is a comedic genius

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

People tell me they like suits but dont have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

If you’re applying for a job and about to check that box that says “no college degree” might I remind you that The Brooks institute of Photography went out of business in 2015 and destroyed all of its records. Maybe you forgot you got your BFA or MBA there

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

Pick up a telecaster and put the capo on fret 4

[Spooky Brian Graham 🦬🎃 @iroasmas]

i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.”

[starheal @starheal]

These bitches can’t even let me enjoy Jupiter’s first day in Leo goddamn

[doug v. @dsubnet0]

@Judo @grok What is the name of this move that won the match?

[doug v. @dsubnet0]

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[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[doug v. @dsubnet0]

Never leaving this site.

[NSA/CSS @NSAGov]

Coffee? Check. Conversations? Already happening. Day 2 of #TechNetCyber is here, and the @NSAgov booth is the place to connect, collaborate, and discuss the future of cybersecurity with our team. Stop by, say hello, and don’t forget to grab some NSA swag while supplies last.

[doug v. @dsubnet0]

Petición para que Disney continué con TRON / Petition asking Disney to continue with TRON - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/DhsI1TdHam via @Change

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

One of my favorite stats that serves as a reality check for people:

The median American took zero flights last year.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker