Dr. Swannow

Doctor in the US of A. This is where I say stuff anonymously. F**k your feelings.

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

@ArynneWexler Black paper is just like white paper except it is about 40% thicker.

In fact, it has been said that once people read documents on the black paper, they are reluctant to go back to white paper.

Women, especially.

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

@BillOReilly Bill. Don’t be an idiot. You had your own books ghostwritten too. No way were you clicking away in an attic on an ibm Selectric typewriter

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

So @HawleyMO how many times did @realDonaldTrump plead the fifth on August 10, 2022?

Answer: over 400 times.

That is one really dishonest president!

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

Hint for you: no honest person pleads the Fifth

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

Want to put Fauci in jail? Go ahead and try.

Either:
1. You will fail trying
2. You will succeed and invigorate the moderate-liberal electorate in a way that will make you afraid to leave your house.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

A lot of people saying he was “pardoned.” I don’t think that was a legitimate pardon at all. Do you? This is why we put Republicans in power. Go challenge it. Go do something.

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

You’re an idiot.

“Lockdowns” were ordered by governments. fauci is a non-elected government employee without he power to order a “lockdown.”

[Chris Vanderveen (yep…me) @chrisvanderveen]

What’s remarkable is that, at least here, there is widespread belief that these things are settled

1.) COVID came from a lab
2.) HCQ worked and worked well
3.) Lockdowns were ordered by Fauci

It’s hard to have a discussion with folks who believe this.

Yet here we are

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

Julia Roberts never threatened him with jail time for doing his job.

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

Maybe Sen Paul should have had Julia Roberts ask the questions. Fauci liked talking to her.

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

Hey @grok roast Elon Musk!

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

Fat people need to stop riding motorcycles.

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

@LeahTatebe @purplesurg @DrHasanAlam @WomenSurgeons Being a mom to fur babies is not the same as being a mom to real babies.

Happy Mothers Day to all the amazing moms to human babies out there!

[Eric Sell @EricSell]

Also, a note to the "activists" who protest in public spaces:

The media has the right to cover your actions. This includes filming you and your comrades while you're in public view. You don't get to shut down government meetings, block traffic, etc., and then cry foul when journalists report on what you did. This is especially true when you are charged with a crime. You may not like public scrutiny that is critical of you, but it comes with the territory. You can't blame the media for drawing attention to your controversial actions.

The @Liberty_Ctr team is ready to defend the rights of journalists like @choeshow against frivolous lawsuits like this one.

[Laura Powell @LauraPowellEsq]

At 5:03, a woman starts shouting warnings to everyone in the camp to cover up their faces, because there is an outsider in their midst. This is exactly the same reaction we saw at UCLA. They are cowards who use their masks to avoid potential consequences for their actions.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Want to see how “peaceful” protests are @penn? Watch as the campers harass a student simply walking on his own campus.

Threats and flashing strobe lights were not included in the Penn Welcome Pamphlet.

The bravery of this student should be applauded.

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

@AshleyGWinter That’s crazy talk.

Next you’ll be saying I don’t need hand lotion, playboy, and lots of vigorous stroking to urinate.

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

@Emaperidol One time I did an operation on a young woman. She had amazing anatomy on the inside. Like a textbook. When I rounded on her post-op I told her she had beautiful anatomy inside her and then I realized how incredibly creepy that sounded.

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

@Emaperidol @SurgeryBro You two are so cute

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

@Emaperidol @SurgeryBro But it felt so right

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

@AshleyGWinter Peeing in the shower is fine.
Pooping in the shower is another story entirely with a completely different ending.

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

@TheBlondeRN That’s legit. I’m kinda impressed that any teenager could survive that kind of high school job.

[Dr. Swannow @DSwannow]

@Emaperidol The real question is, what are you going to do with all your free time the other 255 days?