Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social)

'Moderately Witty' - The Independent
'Merely Dubious' - Ed Byrne

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

Here are some of my better tweets...
https://t.co/C6jcM2yS2y

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

When Russian bombers open their bomb bay doors, progressively smaller bombers emerge and perform provocative manoeuvres near NATO airspace.

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

@VictoriaCoren Yet David can get away with wearing the same pair of underpants all his life.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

The main difference between the sexes is how much risk we're willing to take when choosing what to put in the dishwasher.

[Julicorn @ChicksRule]

Damn, The Bake Off sounds more exciting than I thought

[Robin Bastard @robbacrab]

When people tell me, "You're gonna regret that in the morning"

I sleep until noon because I'm a problem solver

#FridayFuckology

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

J’Accuzzi

[Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston]

The most lecherous triangles are the eye-saucilys.

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

@SummerRay You will be judged by a jury of Britney's peers

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

@TorsionHam Thanks! Should be able to DM now

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

X marks despot.

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

@Ciaraioch And that vat full of sewage grew up to be Elon Musk.

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

X marks despot.

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Dublin Airport has teamed up with @TurkishAirlines to give away a round trip for you and a friend to anywhere in Turkey ✈️

For all the details, see: https://t.co/osNQBe7q13

To enter: FOLLOW & RT

Winner Announced Friday, June 30.

Good Luck 🤞

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

Netflix and Grill

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Netflix is opening up a restaurant in Los Angeles

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

When you start a family, nobody warns you about the huge amount of time you will spend waiting for children and pets to go to the toilet.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Has anyone seen Kevin Bacon’s car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

Give a cannibal a dead scientist and he'll eat faraday...

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

@Buseireann The bus didn't show up. So after waiting 40 minutes in the rain, those of us waiting had to walk down to get the 100X instead. This is a regular occurrence

[Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) @dubiousgenius]

@Buseireann has the 17:30 101X from Wilton Terrace been cancelled? No sign of it