DuderDad

Beach dude, surfer dude, rule breaking dude, outdoor dude, & new Dad, parenting observations from a no worries point of view...🤙🏄‍♂️🤷‍♂️👶🏻😎🏝🏕 #netstoke

[DuderDad @duder_dad]

@sigg20 Oh I get it now, this article helped “Mantle’s injury probably robbed him of the hope to become the game’s greatest statistical performer.”
https://t.co/mXXsOs4w3c

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@sigg20 This was his first year right? Then went on to a legendary career? “He was never the same”...same as what?what’s the comparison he played in 96 games, 14hrs, .267 ba? I don’t get it...

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I’m officially (spray the neighbor kids with the hose when they jump on their trampoline to look into our yard) years old. @Megan_Murray @junzsosic

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You ever notice the longer you’re married the less things are allowed in the dishwasher? @DadandBuried @TheBoydP

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@missusmelis @DadFiction Welp keep it up until atleast February folks 🙃

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

I was having a rough today when a friend/colleague told me, "sometimes, when you're frustrated or down you just need a little human contact." He reached out for a hug and I slapped the shit out of him... he was right. I felt fantastic after that.

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What do unicorns 🦄 eat? ...asking for a 2 yr old friend

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@WannabeMama2 @DadFiction Unfortunately this is the best answer

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@DadFiction @HerfordRita No way dude

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@DadFiction Sure, but more importantly if you say your home at 10 can you roll in at 10:30?

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@DadandBuried Could she tell?

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Toddlers are the sweetest & kindest disrespectful humans of your space and time you’ll ever know in your entire life.

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If you’ve never gone and disassembled the annoying music/sound effects part of your toddlers toys ahead of time you’re doing it wrong... merry Xmas

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@DadFiction True

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@PodfathersShow Actively listen to wife talk, while predicting the hours of sleep I might get 🤷‍♂️

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@daddydoubts How’d that technique work out? How about algerbra?

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@pro_worrier_ Just think you don’t even have to be a mom to do all those things if you desired

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@PedersenAhmed @DaddingAround It happens to all of us

[Dadalorian 2022 @DadWithABeer]

My wife passed her cold to me. Unfortunately it has since evolved into a man cold.

So thankful it was just a regular cold when she had it. I hope she never has to experience a man cold like this. I don’t think she could handle it.

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