Michael Cozzoni ™️

I joined Twitter to make my daughters laugh. In the next millennium my ancestors will look at this account and think... what an idiot.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow

[Rep. Peter Merideth @PeterforMO]

At a vigil for the shooting right now. A woman just collapsed with a seizure behind it. She’s being administered to by Cori Bush and Trudy Busch Valentine, along with Dr. Ken Haller. Thankful as ever in this moment that they aren’t just politicians, but actual nurses.

[David Wild @Wildaboutmusic]

"My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, `Just wait.'"
-- #JudyTenuta #RIPJudyTenuta

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Devastated to hear of the passing of my dear, dear friend, the lovely Miss Judy Tenuta. I can’t believe she’s gone. Earth has truly lost a goddess.

[Michael Cozzoni ™️ @duffman89]

@rosaclaire91 @LouMalnatis @portilloshotdog @TastesofChicago Yes, but can we get it dipped? @ConnieCozzoni

[Lou Malnati's Pizza @LouMalnatis]

Say hello to the Chicago-est collab ever. Now presenting, the Lou Malnati's X @portilloshotdog #ItalianBeefDeepDish now available exclusively on @TastesofChicago

[Michael Cozzoni ™️ @duffman89]

@HawleyMO Snowflake!

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

*I spill juice on the kitchen floor*
Mike Ehrmantraut: It’s going to be okay don’t panic. What we’re gonna do is grab the paper towels and place them down on the spill and let it soak for five minutes no more no less. Place the towels in the trash until trash day comes.

[Michael Cozzoni ™️ @duffman89]

This may be fun, but have you tried a real hill in a red ryder wagon while your brother threw lawn darts at you?

[Michael Cozzoni ™️ @duffman89]

@HawleyMO Thoughts and Prayers for Mr Brett.

[Penn Jillette @pennjillette]

Goodbye to @TheAmazing Man, #AmazingJohnathan was, well, amazing. Such a funny and crazy motherfucker. Just a beautiful nut. He will be missed and all our hearts are with @SiaSynn. You know, it’s not like we didn’t have warning, but it’s still so so sad.

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

every dad has two jobs: supporting his family and researching world war II

[Michael Cozzoni ™️ @duffman89]

@SofiaCozzoni @lizzycobboni @rosaclaire91 @osc703 I will not watch a version where I cannot join in saying gollywollypog!

[Michael Cozzoni ™️ @duffman89]

@SofiaCozzoni @lizzycobboni Is this just a translation issue, or have they cut scenes?

[Michael Cozzoni ™️ @duffman89]

@rosaclaire91 That’s really cool.

[Michael Cozzoni ™️ @duffman89]

@osc703 And the truth was covered up by Donald Trump’s uncle.
https://t.co/nIBPME7ZAe

[Michael Cozzoni ™️ @duffman89]

@ConnieCozzoni @rosaclaire91 It’s comfortable and unique, just like me.

[Ankit Panda @nktpnd]

Yes. Let’s let the Saudis decide the terms for how the United States will proceed. 🙄

[Michael Cozzoni ™️ @duffman89]

@lizzycobboni A sweet way for children to learn.