Ham Stein

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[Ham Stein @duhastham]

The single best dm I've ever received.

[meghan @deloisivete]

The best part of getting home from a trip is sleeping in your own bed. The worst part is realizing your house has a particular smell

[halcy @halcyon_dot_exe]

every bitch a 'Gurobait Liveleak Snuffprincess' right up untill they stub their toe on a dining chair

[Millenarianism Identifier @facebookvillain]

when I was young, the red sauce was invariably the spicier option and the green sauce was milder. these days, the green sauce may be much spicier than the red. social change is truly miraculous

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

It's crazy that young boys introduction to sexuality now is probably like incest porn or hentai. Mine was the dignified beauty of the sears catalog underwear models

[effectfully @effectfully]

That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I remember when it was received wisdom online to “never read the comments.” people would look down on you if you scrolled through the youtube comments section. how far away that world now seems

[kate @normal_regimiro]

dudes on grindr will send you a video of them jerking off with the most baffling technique of all time like its nothing

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

My 4 inch tall fairy wife on my balls:

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

I think that at bare minimum any self driving system should be forced to slavishly adhere to slightly below the speed limit. If you wanna speed, it's gotta be YOU that does the speeding, no more blaming the computer for you committing a crime

[tradenip @rossisongo]

High af. As a touch deprived child it took me so long to realize my dog just wants me to pet him for no reason sometimes. I’m like you are fed, housed, and appear to be fully functioning. Why r u in my face. I had not accounted for the rest of love. Love to me was only surviving.

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Every time I get the nicotine hiccups I think about that one tweet that went

“there’s no greater betrayal then when the nicotine pouch randomly poisons you instead of making you feel good. They are much like women in this way”

[🪽777🪽 @ AC DD J14 @MOTEL777_]

been cooking up some buuuuullshit lately #whoelsecanrelate

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Pharrell has always kind of reminded me of Arthur’s homosexual rat teacher

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

her breasts were perfectly round like a pair of Fushigi Magic Gravity contact juggling balls, as seen on TV

[tad @ghostofthesun89]

"Soft dome tweeter" could be used to describe a lot of you

[evangeline 📺 @evaeieoooiaeea]

i think 20 or 30 years down the line when rock music dies out for real i think dub reggae is going to be recognised as just as important for the development of modern music as the blues