Dull Old Thing

I take photos in car washes.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

My goal was to add $10,000 to my savings account this year

$15,000 to go!

[csz @cszabla]

wait *this* is what that granola app advertised relentlessly on the tube is for? ban that shit from the UK immediately

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

In my thesis on fairy tales, I talked about how transcribing the tales fundamentally changed them, not only locking in a “one, true” version but also transforming them from community heritage to property. The people who created the tales are essentially cordoned off from them.

[Athena @Minifarmthena]

She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

more ppl should be worried that these politicians are gearing up towards a surveillance state

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I simply refuse to entertain those “reading the classics is elitist” conversations cause Wishbone broke down every classic there was, and he did it with wit and charm

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

if you’ve ever worked in open floorplan, this is basically the fuckin four seasons

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Gotta love late stage capitalism, where a parking spot can earn more per hour than I do as a medical professional.

[Kit, Esq. @kit_sionn_witch]

women earn 60% of classics degrees and have earned 45-60% of classics degrees since 1990, attend university at higher rates, study the humanities even if not majoring in them at higher rates, and read more books. take that condescension back to 1930.

[Tor Parsons ⍼ @parsons_tor]

Saw this and thought "only the Chinese can build that fast today", but it occurs to me, the last time America had a world-class rail system, we had the Chinese build that one, too.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don't understand how you're supposed to switch careers when every job outside your current field looks at your experience and assumes you're incapable of doing anything else.

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[AARON @lidolmix]

this being how i find out calvin klein is still alive and gay

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

everyone keeps saying cinema is dying, but the music industry is honestly in a much worse place right now..

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

we need to start phrasing this pitch as "We need a system where every election isn't decided by the same 7 states"

[ADONIS @adonispara]

Every mega event is the same event. Madonna super bowl 2012, Chris Martin 2016, Shakira 2020, Tom Cruise paris olympics, yesterday all four at the world cup final. can't remember the last time a mega event show felt like actual art. probably beijing 2008 opening ceremony which had those yellowmen drumming with surgical, borderline inhuman precision.

[Prez @PrezLives2022]

My sister sent me this today OMG😂😂😂

[Ads🐂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @adsfig5]

Guys who would go to war for their mother, sister, and daughter when you ask them to do five minutes of housework