Tyler Anderson

[Tyler Anderson @dumbjohnoliver]

Acy doesn’t trust women

[Andrew Leach 🇨🇦 @andrew_leach]

The Food Professor would very much like you to know he has a new paper out, let me encourage you to read it. Read every word. Read it twice. Yes, I mean it. Think of it as a personal favour to me.

And, since I read it, I have some thoughts...

[Natalia Emanuel @NataliaHEmanuel]

#1 ingredient for a successful job hunt: Job Market Objective Function.

Without your own objective function, it’s scarily easy to accidentally adopt someone else’s goals. Clearly, maximizing someone else’s goals means you’re unlikely to reach your true optimal outcome.

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

Here's a wild anecdote: while teaching high school students about genocide in 1993, Walz had them use GIS data to predict where the next one would occur. They said Rwanda. (the NYT verified this via interviews with some of those students in a 2008 story)

[Tyler Anderson @dumbjohnoliver]

@AGoldmund One time I slipped and shaved a little hole in my mustache, so I colored it in with sharpie until it grew back

[Tyler Anderson @dumbjohnoliver]

@_JackNovak https://t.co/PuhHhR7sOy

[Tyler Anderson @dumbjohnoliver]

@_JackNovak What does this mean.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@KristiNoem when i say i got that dog in me, i mean Kristi Noem wants to kill me

[Muffled Sounds of Gorilla Violence @LudeyLu]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[♡s♡ @sun_girlxo]

There’s this girl on TikTok who has a series investigating boys’ rooms in NYC and it’s my new favorite thing in the world.

Guaranteed some girl out there is losing her mind over this guy not texting her back

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

I cannot believe https://t.co/6hFTxS51h5 is real

[Maria @MMylova]

Brilliant acknowledgment 😂🤣

[WXII 12 News @WXII]

Forsyth County detention officer, fired during inmate's death investigation in 2019, rehired in 2024 | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/cpMwXoQtvL

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

one of the most stirringly patriotic things I've ever read about america was by tony judt, a brit, and about our land-grant universities

[Jack Meyer 🏛️ @Jackbmeyer]

Heard a good joke about RCTs but it’s a coin toss whether someone actually gets it

[Alan Cole @AlanMCole]

There is a great explainer on the Tunnel Jews here!

It doesn't *really* leave you any less perplexed than when you started, but at least you're perplexed about new stuff.

It's part of a dispute between splinter factions over who owns the synagogue.

https://t.co/zvBDwZes4b

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

After a long year, it's finally time. Announcing the Worst Tweets of 2023 Bracket!

I've spent the entire year collecting hundreds of deranged tweets, awful takes, and the most insane discourses on this site. Only 64 were chosen.

Now it's time to crown a champion.

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

A live caller tried to get me with a Cars question…it didn't go well for him