🤘🏼

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[A24 @A24]

Kane Parsons is 21 years old.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

There's a really short guy at my work and the custodian just accidentally swept him into the dust pan. I didn't even try and help. I was immobilized by my own cowardice

[🤘🏼 @dumbledoofn]

@MadribCentral @jfelixdias @alecosh

[🤘🏼 @dumbledoofn]

@_Shege001 @alecosh

[Fiona 🇪🇸 @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Begging my wife for more beret money

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

“Press R3”

8 year old me:

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[🤘🏼 @dumbledoofn]

@manufcnow @zhasball @alecosh

[🤘🏼 @dumbledoofn]

@db0Ia @alecosh

[🤘🏼 @dumbledoofn]

@buckadeath @alecosh

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

The Serie A title race has been declared open, shut and back open again in the meantime. Remarkably, Napoli now feel as if they are back in the mix.

Friday’s 1-0 win against Cagliari was their fourth in a row. Scott McTominay scored the only goal of the game at the Unipol Domus, and received high praise from the son of Diego Maradona.

The champions are only two points worse off than they were at this stage last season, a miracle given the circumstances and reason enough to argue Antonio Conte should, along with Cesc Fabregas and Max Allegri, be the leading candidate for coach of the year.

✍️ @JamesHorncastle

🔗 https://t.co/0slbKrPTRs

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

not the birth controli

[ٰ @49crm]

Where the fuck are you bro

[🤘🏼 @dumbledoofn]

@vidsthatgohard @alecosh

[promise @vespreken]

“And Saka sends the inswinging Corner into the box”

What the Goal Keeper is going through at that moment: