brian orndorff

gator don't play no shit

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

@_omgitsmaggie_ Telling sandy

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

Jeffree star is an old used teabag

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

Are there any videos of Steve Harvey eating pudding...my mom wants to know definitely not me

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

@wich__ Shut up richard

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

You ever fuck your life up so hard you consider being a used car salesman

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

@_CoryMichael You home big dog

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

@BuddyOrndorff I'll put you in the hill old man

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

Hey guys...I'm gonna get real fuckin weird

[Director @tayallard]

me:

british person:

me:

british person:

me:

british person:

me:

british person:

me: say water.

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

My grandma can beat up your grandma

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

So anyways um shut the fuck up

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

@Aaron_c_Nero Thank you Aaron

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

Wonder if Donald Trump bleaches his asshole

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

I have a bad habit of winking at people when I'm drunk. It has yet to go well.

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

@MDBeerGuy No

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

What I will miss most about the military is that you can do literally anything piss drunk and the response is "hey stop that"

[Ken M @horseysurprise]

DON'T shit on my head and tell me its raining candy bars

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Sloths do not fart.

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

You haven't lived until you shit yourself on a public beach

[brian orndorff @dumbledorff_93]

I want to be Kenny Powers when I grow up