⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡

if you know me in real life I’m sorry

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

I may not physically be in an Applebee’s... but I am emotionally in an Applebee’s

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

by @juliusgoat

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

@tisanaccount @busygirltrying @SaeedDiCaprio Correct, it’s a new advisory commission that makes it sound like he’s getting a cabinet position when he isn’t

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

@UncleGwendolyn @SkeletonOscar Yes you’re right people who crossstitch the chicken from Wallace & Gromit are so scary

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

August: “I will immediately bring prices down”

December: 🤷‍♂️

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

@sterlingwest @turk1shprincess It’s the type of mom who anytime they or their kids are hungry they just snack on a handful of almonds because “it’s healthy”

[darkdisco @darkdisco4]

@MichaelaOkla Jay Z sued Buzbee as a John Doe. Why is it ok for him to do it anonymously but not a private person struggling with ptsd?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it was a queer, sultry winter, the winter they executed the healthcare CEOs, and i didn't know what i was doing in new york.

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

@bodymodbabx @han_grybailey @mbateman I think you read “sanitization” instead of “sensitization”

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

Since I appear to be offering up lessons on tariffs today, riddle me this, Maga. Tariffs on imported building materials like plywood, drywall and roofing will result in skyrocketing costs of rebuilding post Hurricane Helene (or any other natural disaster). This will immediately impact the cost of your homeowners insurance. The cherry on top is you voted for the party that last week indicated they wanted to repeal the CHIPS act! The FAFO is real.

*don't come at me with where building materials come from. i promise i know more about it than you do.

[jay 🫍 @lezzyboxd]

Mind you she's been in a public relationship with a woman for 5 years

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

@wbearmelody3 Aw, it’s funny that you think the internet owes you anything

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

@wbearmelody @EllePalmer1 @britneyqueers_ “The explanation for why people see it differently is not relevant to my how I don’t understand how people can see it differently”

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

@fuccboihermit2 @benjrainwrite @alfredosauce1 that she is not a very silly goose

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

just remembered the time I was 17 or 18 and my grandpa told me I was pretty and then said I’d been an ugly duckling for a while but then turned out to be a swan

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

Free lunches for children is such an easy litmus test. If you are against it, I can easily disregard anything you ever say and forget you exist entirely.

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

@EducateKCK I mean, that would require actually paying those line men who were brought in from other places and giving them more than 2 service tickets at a time

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

Me except instead of salt & vinegar chips it was 75 days worth of Vyvanse

[Joey @deestlore]

ADHD is so dumb, where could I possibly have hidden a family size bag of salt & vinegar chips in my studio apartment

[⚰️ NIGHTMERE 🗡 @dumbsterfirex]

I literally couldn’t relate less when people say they will always have a place in their heart for their first love