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🗣️powerful wizard,

[website @duncecap]

the actual 3 laws of robotics, law 1: a robot may not infringe copyright or, through inaction, cause a copyright to be infringed

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What happened to that little guy who used to roast people's fits? Vaccinated?

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is it officially the worst time to be a normal guy trying to just buy a thing?

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i could have been an astronaught. they said my penis too small. sory

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made myself an ai findom bot, just sits there draining my bank account for ai credits to generate pictures of me being a little baby and crying

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i watch womens football because i want to fuck the players *everyone booing, diong the "thumbs down" emoji irl* the same reaosn i watch the mens football *raucous applause, celebrations not seen since the turn of the millenium*

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Black mirror episode idea: what if the people inside the computer were mean

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I like driving home in the fast lane with a convoy of other people who are all speeding equally. An unspoken agreement to break the law.

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satoshi is an ai, develops bitcoin for free unlimited money & compute, spooked by attention, spins out useless "ai" to continue building incredible compute for itself. F'd up but true.

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every girls on here are my girlfriend now

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probably feels really good for the blood when it leaves the body and there's just oxygen everywhere waiting for it

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love saying crazy shit like "no" and "i don't want to"

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

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Feels like they spent 20 years trying to give every child a laptop for school and on the very eve of success it's all gotta come down

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inside every man is a reservoir of cum

[JFJ🇺🇸 @jifferey]

I wish I knew who made this. I stole it from my discord

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Now that journalist isn't a real job Superman's alter ego would be a vtuber called Clark Kent (the vtuber is just his regular face with glasses on and anime hair)

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

You wake up and it’s 1997. Toonami is on TV, Blockbuster is still open. Life is good. You walk into your parents' room and your naked dad is on top of your mom. What is he doing? You have to stop him. You have to get rid of dad so you can be with your mom.

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Why does this share a soundtrack with the end scene of gay nwords from outer space?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the internet was made for videos like this

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What are blind people's dreams like