Walt says wear a mask 😷

Baltimore baseball man and skiing enthusiast. My favorite color is pleurigloss. He/him

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

regret to inform you that I’m becoming a pickleball guy

[wint @dril]

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

me and my buddies are walking around flicking our fishing rods into open second storey windows and seeing what we can haul out of there

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

man was worried about the wrong acronym

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

- I sure hope the situation I'm in doesn't escalate wildly in intensity
(Hall of the Mountain King starts playing in the background)
- aw shit

[Dropout @dropout]

Dropout's new password-sharing rule: you should share your password with a friend who can't afford Dropout, because it would be nice of you 🤗

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“You better watch out”

No problem

“You better not cry”

Now hold on a second

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

THE BIDEN/MCELROY AGENDA

[Rosemary Mosco (Bird And Moon Comics) @RosemaryMosco]

English plant names are like

[Twistwood🍁(Book Available!) @ByTwistwood]

Twistwood Tales! # 11 "Flying South"

[Walt says wear a mask 😷 @dunk_meister]

@cup_o_josie This implies I also look like a baby

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Airbnb Owner Outbid On House By Family That Just Going To Use It As A Home https://t.co/roaPfQEYiT

[Walt says wear a mask 😷 @dunk_meister]

Chat's on fire today

[alissacaliente @alissacaliente]

i walked past nick painting models and looked at his warrior guy and said he looked really powerful and hot and i wanted to kiss him and nick goes “i know you’re making fun of me but you actually wouldn’t be able to kiss him because he needs a tech priest to remove his helmet”

[Walt says wear a mask 😷 @dunk_meister]

TJ's absolutely uses the same font as the DnD 5e source books

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

the most consequential figures in the tech world are half guys like steve jobs and bill gates and half some guy named ronald who maintains a unix tool called 'runk' which stands for Ronald's Universal Number Kounter and handles all math for every machine on earth

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

I love when Gandalf finds out the magic ring Bilbo has is the one ring and he's like oh fuck no way. It must be like finding out a dog you know has gotten possession of an ICBM.

[Walt says wear a mask 😷 @dunk_meister]

Big ups to @ICELEVEL for these illustrations; they look fantastic!