Oprah_Wind_Fury

pancake enthusiast

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Our nation's leaders should have acted to end gun violence after Sandy Hook.
After Charleston.
After San Bernardino.
After Pulse.
After Sutherland Springs.
After Las Vegas.
After the Tree of Life Synagogue.
After Parkland.
After Thousand Oaks.

How many more?

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

2 AM: grass is green, no snow in sight
5 AM: 3-4 inches of snow, school is closed
Welcome to March in the Midwest🍀

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

I would be at Pencey Prep School

[Goodreads @goodreads]

If you were transported to the setting of the book you're currently reading, where would you be?

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

they're the duo I never knew I needed ❤

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

we switched clothes for the second show. Red Bank, NJ. Feb 17, 2019

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

never has my life been more accurately depicted

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

one of the best threads on here in forever

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

my life is complete

[Nick at Nite @nickatnitetv]

Fact: The Office is now on Nick at Nite #NationalHaveFunatWorkDay

[Nathan Brooks @brooksnathan]

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:

RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out

LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

wish I could wake up every morning at 8am for school

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

me when it snows https://t.co/PXvMaVtCIW

[thea @sydnyadmu]

i'm so happy john mulaney adopted pete davidson #SNL

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

John and Pete's friendship is so pure. I love them❤

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Pete brought a friend to the Update desk. #SNL

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

@FriendsTV PHOEBE AND JOEY SHOULD HAVE ENDED UP TOGETHER!

PHOEBE AND JOEY SHOULD HAVE ENDED UP TOGETHER!

[Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy]

Why is the carpet wet TODD?!
—I don’t KNOW, MARGO!

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

I've never finished an entire candy cane before and honestly I don't think I ever will.

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

THE GAZEBO!

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

The best recurring segment on Fox News is when Jesse Watters reads text messages from his liberal mom owning him

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

This Trump-Pelosi-Schumer argument demonstrates exactly why Republicans hate Nancy Pelosi with a passion.

She is utterly tenacious, unyielding, unflappable and CANNOT be bullied.

Her non-reactivity is also a narcissist’s worst nightmare. It strips them of all power.

[Oprah_Wind_Fury @dunkindonuts321]

I CAN'T BREATHE! IM SOO EXCITED!!!

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

In the summer of 1985, the adventure continues...