Dusty

Writer/ Employed/Marijuana enthusiast/ Introverted narcissist. If you hang around with zeros figure your checks will look the same. ØFWGKTADGAFLL

[Dusty @Dustinlemire]

Jesus loves you. Just kidding.

[Dusty @Dustinlemire]

Go follow @ItsDdoe its my new Account! I follow back people!

[morecodesthanMI5 @morethanMI5]

Can't,spending the day with my dog.

[morecodesthanMI5 @morethanMI5]

If it was a Good Morning then i would of said Good Morning!

[Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @Hormonella]

Netflix and untangle our earbuds?

[BridgetJones @nevernicethings]

Government surveillance isn't a big concern when I have a toddler demanding I show him the contents of every one of my used tissues.

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

[friend putting on cologne]

*slaps Drakkar Noir from his hands*

Two sprays? You can't handle that much fucking pussy, bro.

[✨WendyDarling✨ @wendchymes]

My wifi is down and now my life is barely worth living. Seriously how did we survive before ?

[Dusty @Dustinlemire]

@__SHRADHA__ Gorgeous Shradha, love the dress.

[✯Shradha @__SHRADHA__]

Just Being Me..

[Dusty @Dustinlemire]

If trump wins I will honestly have no hope left for humanity. And that's a canadian saying that!

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

Weed: smoke some and come up with your own winning tweet. @saturdaycontest

[Dusty @Dustinlemire]

Trailer park boys Season 10 coming in less then nine days! #TPB #Trailerparkboys March 28th! Only on netflix!... & Pirate bay :/

[Dusty @Dustinlemire]

Life is wasted on the living.

[✯Shradha @__SHRADHA__]

<3

[Dusty @Dustinlemire]

I need to rethink thinking sometimes, I think.

[818 @818Newbie]

Catfish never put you in the friend zone.

[Mr. Onederful® @ericonederful]

Of course we don't need black history month. The civil rights movement was 400 years ago.
*gets handed note - it was in 1965
Me: holy shit

[Zen and rock'n roll @NZenmachine]

Connection. Tension. Lust. Desire