call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband
make his plate every night, wash his ogre clothes for him, make sure he’s being left alone in his swamp, always have a dirty swamp for him to come home to, make him balloons out of animals, etc.
Hey girl! I know this may sound crazy but how‘d u like to become a member of a company where u get to work from home, make YOUR OWN hours & make a 6 figure income, all while humiliating your loved ones & annoying the living shit out of every person who follows u on social media?
22 is such a weird age scrolling through social media like oh shit she’s pregnant. Oh shit they are getting married. Oh shit he’s blackout drunk again. Oh shit they got puppy. Oh shit he bought a house. Anything can happen, everyone has a different path and that’s 100% okay.
kevin jonas had his first child at 26 in 2014. assuming approx this rate of birth in the jonas line, his great great great granddaughter would be born around ~2092. therefore, to be in the year 3000 she would need to be 908. which begs the question.....would she be doing fine?