Derric Johnson

Soccer Coach & Science Teacher. Mostly fermions. Mostly Harmless. Out of my league. He/Him/His

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

Hey @DanielWhiteson, I have 2 questions about Do Aliens Speak Physics. First, where are the footnotes for page 196. Second, why did you introduce me to Nancy Cartwright? I might never sleep again.

[Paul Halpern @phalpern]

A history of some of the important contributions by African American physicists, beginning with Dr. Edward Bouchet of @Yale, the first to receive a Ph.D. in physics in the U.S.:

https://t.co/ujM9mSow4L

#BlackHistoryMonth2026 #histSTM #BlackHistoryMonth

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

https://t.co/x6lbzvvN1X

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

Any US Senator or Congressperson who votes for any appropriations to ICE or Border Patrol is complicit in these murders.

@amyklobuchar @TinaSmithMN

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

@DHSgov You are all Liars and Murderers.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

@StephenM You are disgusting and perverse.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This is who our government is calling a “monster” and a “domestic terrorist.”
Lies travel fast when violence needs cover

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

@EWErickson You should be ashamed of yourself. How dare you call yourself a Christian.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

@AlexiLalas The murder of a law abiding US Citizen in broad daylight. Then the government broadly and indiscriminately lying about it immediately.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

@SBA_Kelly @SBAgov This is why you can't win an election. You have no idea what actual middle class people are going through. You've never been involved with small business and have no business in the position you're in.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

@engineers_feed It clearly asks for a force, guys. Downward pull of the force due to gravity is 500 kg * 10 m/s/s (to keep the math quick) gives us 5000 N. Divide that by the upward supporting tensions (6), to get a bit more than 833 N.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

@JunkScience Clauser (at least spell it right) is a decorated physicist and an absolute authority on quantum entanglement, not climatology.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

Welp, good thing @MNUFC just signed tough guy Joseph Rosales to a new contract this summer.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

I think I might be done with @EASPORTSFC. It doesn't feel anything like the sport anymore. It's all massive scorelines, offense spinning in circles and glitched skill moves.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

I'm watching The Terminal List: Dark Wolf and I'm not even sure if @prattprattpratt was even on set during those first couple episodes or if they were literally phoned in. I get that he's busy, but they couldn't try any harder to cut and edit Pratt into shots.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

@mplscitysc Can you imagine the Oliver Derby on a reality show. They'd go so hard.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

Hey @Twins, maybe the number of empty seats in the lower sections should tell you something about ticket prices.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

Hey @AnthonyHopkins, let's pull a Reverse @Wrexham_AFC. Instead of young Americans and Canadian actors buying a Welsh team, a Welsh actor can buy an American team. Meet @mplscitysc, let's make a reality series navigating the hell scape that is the @ussoccer lower levels.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

Hey @VisitCA, where are all your fans for the @USMNT? Y'all don't deserve to host.

[Derric Johnson @dwdjohnson]

Wow, @ArborSci should be ashamed of some of their pricing. $149 for a digital lab manual? $84 for a plastic inclined plane with no way to incline it included? $920 for an aluminum track with vacuum? Grow up.

You're supplying schools, not the US military.