Dan Stevens

Private Banker, Cricket Fan and Daddy to Teddy, Boo and Posy

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

@UTDMael Belgium

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

@JamesBlunt Did you disappoint them? Or let them down?

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

@NoContextHumans

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

Imagine not taking Harry Brook to the World Cup #BBCCricket

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

My England XI (assuming fitness and rescinded retirements):
Roy/Hales
Bairstow
Root
Brook
Stokes (Malan in if not)
Buttler (+\wk)
Moeen/Jacks
Woakes/ Sam Curran
Rashid
Joff
Wood #bbccricket

[Electra Rhodes - writes a bit/archaeologises a bit @electra_rhodes]

It was six years ago, and my mate, Pink, had just been told he was going to die. He accepted the news with a grace I can only marvel at, but he said he’d a list of things he’d still like to do.

We sat in a pub one night and read it over. Eight things? Four months? Ok. Deal.

🧵

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

Thank you @AsdaServiceTeam for half our order being unavailable and then forgetting the box with all the chilled goods. Looks like a few tins and a box of nappies for the week then..

[John Williams @__johnwilliams]

@easyJet managed to loose all my dive equipment on a direct flight from Bristol to hurghada. It’s now been over 8 weeks and they’ve stopped replying to my claim 😡. Come on @easyJet

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

It’s almost as if the Indian players have had very limited T20 experience of Australian conditions, do you think there’s some sort of franchise competition they could’ve practiced in? 🤔 #bbccricket

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

@JaneyGodley

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

@premrugby When all looks lost, turn to Christ

[James Anderson @jimmy9]

@TailendersPod Will never understand why players feel the need to do this. Is she stealing ground?

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

Legal but in very poor taste.

[Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket]

A controversial ending but...India win by 16 runs and complete a series sweep against England. 🇮🇳

[That’s So Village @ThatsSoVillage]

Let the Australian summer commence:

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

“I’d rather focus on real formats”. The Hundred: Jonny Bairstow withdraws from competition to rest before England Test series - BBC Sport https://t.co/zDu91slDUB

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

@richardosman PM PM dodoo dododo (to the tune of the BN advert)

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

@StormHuntley What a choice 👌🏼🍷

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

@MontyPanesar Will Smeed or Tom Banton! #somersetfan

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

@GaryLineker @HKane @WayneRooney Surely these count as own-goals? What’s the record for them?

[Dan Stevens @dwlstevens]

@km_butler *43 +1