Dylan

"sideways in linen"

[Dylan @dylan_the_dude]

Wine testing was the best time of my life with my beautiful fiancé ❤💍🍷🍾

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Stop transferring money to your savings if you’re just going to transfer it back

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

This shit got me crying 😭😭

[Dylan @dylan_the_dude]

@MrsBerheim 😂😂😂

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Whoever said “Money doesn’t make you happier” never went to TJ Maxx and spent $25 while drinking an iced coffee

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

Exercise can affect your unborn children's genes by altering the chemistry of DNA in sperm and egg cells.

Aerobic exercise for 3 months altered sperm DNA by silencing genes linked to the risk of autism, OCD, Alzheimer’s, obesity, type 2 diabetes, and atherosclerosis.

[Anthony Wheeler @NAMELESS]

This has ruined my day wow

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

For a minute I thought I was about to watch the wildest cooking show of all-time.

[jewyorican on b l u e s k y @Jewyorican]

Mix things up by putting framed quotes meant for the kitchen into the bathroom

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

“wanna pregame before we go” girl we’re just going to target

[QUEEN OF STAINS @StainsQueen]

Just a little something to take the edge off

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Next thing you know he called the Chicken police on me.”

Florida is a wild place.

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

America is a nation that can be defined in a single word:

Asufutimaehaehfutbw

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😭😭

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