Dylan Basony

Uhhhhhhhhh

[Mark Morrison @_markmorrison]

30 years ago today i released a song.
🙏🏿🎂❤️

[James Spann @spann]

Atlanta as seen from the air this morning… photo from Kris Moore

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

It’s so cruel that Battlefield 6 launches in the middle of my workday on Friday. How am I meant to focus in the afternoon knowing it’s waiting for me?

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

I was a very brave boy at the dentist today

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

4:00 the worst time of day cuz it’s like man I’m almost done with work but actually it’s still a whole hour to go and when I remember that I get sad

[ALI @make_good_game]

Making the Hinge date watch me play a round of BF4

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

@MARTAservice What happened to Marta Man? Is the costume still around? Can I be Marta Man??

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

@BlueSkyGuyBSG @ata_zane this but letter league

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

@mattJsmall19 “Too much chocolate milk” yeah right like that could ever happen you gargantuan buffoon

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

The MS Teams ringtone is a sleeper agent activation sound, where the sleeper agent is me taking a nap during lunch and the activation is falling out of my chair.

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

Yeah? I do too but you don’t see me getting a pop crave tweet about it.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Lilo & Stitch’ star Maia Kealoha reveals she really wants to meet Jenna Ortega and Olivia Rodrigo.

[chance @chanceposts]

if our love’s insanity why are you my clarity

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

@MrJamesMay Is it James’ May or James’s May?

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

My favorite

[Tigris @g812176991720]

Hungry? Why not try large unseasoned bowl of rice? You will certainly not regret large unseasoned bowl of rice

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

@GrantSlatton Sears used to do this with precut home kits in catalogs until the 1940s

[Spencer @saintY00L1N]

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly. It’s fucking over for all your other pants

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

@snakesandrews @anibalbley @2lexycat Green horse when?

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

Just seen a man emerge from bush and he said to me “just took a big ole piss in there boy” good for you man make sure you replenish your fluids it’s hot today

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

@yukitsunoda07 @redbullracing Best of luck🫡

[Dylan Basony @dylanbasony]

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Yuki Tsunoda will replace Liam Lawson at Red Bull from the Japanese Grand Prix

#F1