Dylan Johnstone-Morris

Sommelier, but, like, not in a wanky way. Head Somm at Julie’s Restaurant in West London. Judge at the International Wine Challenge & the Sommelier Wine Awards.

[Ed Campbell @edcmpbl]

Tell you what it must have been class if Peter Murrell got your name in the SNP secret Santa

[Josh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jhendy_10]

The UK working time directive means you can't be forced to work more than an average of 48 hours a week.

Reform's attempts to normalise 40+ hour working weeks are a clear attempt to set an agenda of rolling back on employment rights workers have fought for over the past century

[HOPE not hate @hopenothate]

EXCLUSIVE: Reform UK’s Makerfield by-election candidate, Rob Kenyon, had a SECOND deleted social media account, and the archived posts are damning.

https://t.co/sJTR1gl63y

[Election Maps UK @ElectionMapsUK]

Westminster Voting Intention [Burnham as Leader]:

LAB: 30% (+8)
RFM: 27% (-2)
CON: 20% (+1)
LDM: 11% (-2)
GRN: 7% (-4)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via @Moreincommon_, 15-19 May.
Changes w/ Standard VI.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Congratulations to @AndyBurnhamGM - Labour’s candidate for Makerfield.

[Andy Burnham @AndyBurnhamGM]

Politics isn’t working for places like ours.

I will change that.

#AndyBurnham #ForUs

[kate @leftinista]

ANDYGEDDON STARTS NOW

[Josh Simons @joshsimonsmp]

For decades, Westminster has overseen the managed decline of towns like mine. We have talked big, then acted small, stuck in a politics of incrementalism that cannot meet the moment. We have lost the trust of those our party was built to serve.

It is my unwavering belief that nothing short of urgent, radical, courageous reform will make a difference. That must start with a change in leadership.

Today, I am putting the people I represent and the country I love first and will be resigning as MP for Makerfield. I am standing aside so that Andy Burnham can return to his home, fight to re-enter Parliament, and if elected, drive the change our country is crying out for.

This has not been an easy decision. This is my family’s home, where only a few weeks ago, doctors and nurses at Wigan Infirmary saved our newborn son’s life.

But we all must make choices and in recent days I found myself with a difficult one: defend the status quo or step forward and act. I have made my choice.

I am in politics because politics is how you change lives for the better. My party has one last chance to do that: deliver for the people and places I represent, drive economic growth, secure our borders, reform our state and politics, and change a status quo that is not working.

That is the fight. I believe Andy is the one to lead it.

[Frank @FrankFWJH]

He’s 300x the man Farage ever be lol

[slick @dlicj]

my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it

[tré easton @treeaston]

of course our first gay president is evil

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

The funniest thing about this is that in the real world if the bus comes a few minutes late, you text your boss and they’re like “okay no worries”

[Diva RESET @_matthewlawson]

the earth literally stood still when I read this

[Emma Chapple @emma_chapple]

"others would not have survived this brutal winter" is going into my lexicon unfortunately

[elena @grnformicatable]

this immediately became a load-bearing tweet for me i can't stop saying where's the yummy cheese at

[Dylan Johnstone-Morris @dylanhjm]

facebook is entirely gone lmfao

[Harry Samuels @hnjsamuels]

Something so hideously, unutterably grotesque about summoning Zelensky to Washington just to berate him for meeting with Kamala Harris and for failing to kiss the ring sufficiently. Zelensky's people are being massacred and all Trump/Vance care about is praise and ego. Sickening.

[Puds @havingalaugh]

[browsing azealia banks' tweets] that's a very funny and insightul critique of a contemporary popstar... that too... mmm... actually no i don't think that race of people are descended from rats