Dylan Gross

[Dylan Gross @dylanmgross]

Me: “Guys, lets go over Bad.”
12yo: “I’m bad!”
Me: “yeah, me too.”

[erika @yeeeerika]

you're acting up? right before santa clause comes to town? unbelievable

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

HELLFIRE LIVES!!!!!!!!

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Your 2024 American League Champions: The New York Yankees.

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

BAH GWAD!! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS!!! BERNIE SANDERS IS CASHING IN HIS MONEY IN THE BANK BRIEFCASE!!!

[Dylan Gross @dylanmgross]

Because @Ticketmaster and @LiveNation weren’t fucking us enough already, right?

[Mashable @mashable]

Ticketmaster was just hacked, and more than half a billion users are affected. https://t.co/x6Ui2E6Guq

[faith @lesbians4luke]

“what does grrah mean”

[Satan @s8n]

don’t discriminate, hate everyone equally.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

It's officially September, the month where everyone stops complaining about the humidity and starts complaining about their fantasy football injuries

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Microsoft owns the "X" trademark for video games

Meta owns the "X" trademark for social media

In total there are nearly 900 active US trademarks that already cover the letter "X"

Elon is 100% getting sued

[Dylan Gross @dylanmgross]

This is art 🤌

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

9/ From @ChrisJBakke

[Dylan Gross @dylanmgross]

Hate that I knew what this was instantly

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

"put some music on it, represented abstractly"
"what music?"
"anything's fine"

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Oh wow.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[Colin Schrader @smackncappn]

@SportsCenter Searching the stage when All the Lights started