Dylan Bruck

#ssdgm

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

Jesus at a bar

“Hey I’ll just take a water please”

Bartender: that’ll be all?

J: that’s it

*winks at the camera*

[Pablos @pablos]

I’m at Coachella. My daughter has Snapchat which shows her where in the world her 300 closest friends are. I have no such superpower so I’m stuck here by myself, undoubtedly nearly missing friends who are also here. Stupid internet.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I DON’T WANT TO GOGGLE IT HAND ME THE YELLOW PAGES

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

Mom, the bed’s on fire.. @KarenKilgariff

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

@KarenKilgariff the hound comes back

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

How many geologists have made the joke “do you have rocks in this bag or something?”

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

@huliasteffen they use those for the bone broth soup that’s just bones

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

I assume the meal plan in hell largely consists of great looking sandwiches that fall apart mid-bite

[Reta Coffman @Retacof]

My 3 are all in their fifties. They come by often. Every time they leave, I follow them out the door and watch and wave until I can’t see the car anymore. Always.

[ブッダツリー @buddhatree]

What's your favorite movie about mashed potato sculpting.

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

I want the tiktok robot voice to narrate my funeral service one day

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

@Inkblot30823743 Meditation

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Happy asteroid & meteor day #celebrateburningrocks

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

@illuminiah @bread157 @LakotaWambli same it was my first reaction

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

@NFTyes @paintitbright

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

@Retacof Awesome!

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

@Feel_My_triceps @big_catsf @UberFacts To live healthier?

[Spleenly @spleenly]

You never descended a staircase in a motor vehicle?

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

@Inkblot30823743 Sea turtle

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Playing around in calculator app. Some of these numbers are huge

[Dylan Bruck @dylanroberts81]

@2Saddington Don’t give up! It works if you work it