shnilid

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

“that was mildly amusing until I realized what it was for” - me watching every super bowl commercial / contemplating my time on earth

[blanco @beerdefeater]

Every time a rave girl does ketamine a horse has to go into surgery awake

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Therapist: and what do we do when we feel this way?

Me: keep giving you money

Therapist: yes

[toxic king @toxicking]

euphoria this

euphoria that

why don’t eu look phor ia job

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“are you ok?” no bro i open and close the same 3 apps everyday

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

....

Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[✧𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐚 ‎⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ @GreenTeaDubuuu]

Mac Miller as Cats
~A Thread~

[بیتا @xxobita]

bitches b doing drugs thinking they’re from euphoria bitch u frank Gallagher

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

idk what coming-of-age queer kid needs to hear this but please don’t start smoking cigarettes

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @aly_thecreator]

Portland won’t salt their roads in Winter bc it’s bad for the environment but they’ll tear gas the whole city for 60 days straight

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is amazing. I don’t know why we stopped seeing coverage of Colorado protesting for Elijah McClain, but they haven’t stopped. Rain or shine.

[sarah @slothanova]

At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Cannot believe this needs saying again... Breonna Taylor’s murderers are Jonathan Mattingly, Brett Hankinson and Myles Cosgrove. One has been fired, two are still being PAID. Where are their arrests? Prosecutions? Prison Time?

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

some people can FaceTime me randomly, others cannot. know your role.