DZ

I like Cleveland, roadtrips, and freeze-pops.

[DZ @dzav]

Dear Cleveland fans: "Without the pain the champagne when it finally flows will have no taste." -Howard Bryant, ESPN.com

[Comets Track @trackcomets]

🚨🚨 SCHOOL RECORD • LORAIN COUNTY RECORD • DIVISION II RECORD • STATE MEET RECORD 🚨🚨

History made in Columbus!

Carter Boone, Julius Donald, Gaige Patton, and Ben Thompson shattered their own Amherst school record with an incredible 1:25.98 in the Boys 4x200 Relay!

🏆 School Record
🏆 Lorain County Record
🏆 OHSAA Division II Record
🏆 OHSAA Division II State Meet Record

The Comets blaze to 1st place in the State Championship prelims and advance to tomorrow’s final! GO COMETS!!

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

20% in the scary movie franchise is like a 12 minute standing ovation at the cannes film festival

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

was it by “drinking raw milk”

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

We should call incels the unpussied like when we changed the name for the homeless

[Max Loeb @loebsleads]

For anyone who needs a refresher on the Backyard Baseball Roster

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Trailer for the new Backyard Baseball game releasing July 9th is awesome

[emily @getalongemily]

Thinking about when my dad tried to take a passport photo but accidentally pressed the muppet button

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Dillon Gabriel on Jared Verse wearing number 8:

"Yeah, I was kind of hoping he would pay me for my number. But then he just started wearing it in practice."

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

I’d like to see our President stand on the moon and have this picture taken.
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[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but skyscrapers are vertical and pools are flat

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Michael @MichaelHook_CLE]

The only thing better than a homegrown star is a homegrown star that also hates New York

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Nothing cleanses the soul like thrashing the New York Yankees.