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[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

@SenMikeLee @POTUS Let’s pretend republicans didn’t just vote against measures to help with this.

[Lindsey Simmons @Lynz_Simmons]

It has been one week since the massacre at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas.

In response, a dark-money group from Missouri launched a "Woke Heat Map" so that fascists can "fight back" against a "woke agenda."

Twelve locations are tagged.

All of them are schools.

🧵

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

@SchoolsUnhinged It’s an AP class. Trust me. AP students already know the correct answer to that question. You don’t get to indoctrinate your kids’ way out of college courses and reality.

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

@KUTV2News What in the hell, Republicans?! Get ahold of yourselves!

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

22) Don’t fall for these GASLIGHTING red flags 🚩 by health officials! It’s wishful thinking and utter misinformation 👇

[Lindsay Hansen Park @FemiLinzi]

Brad Wilcox: What, Brigham Young was a jerk?
Me: Yes, a thread.

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

You cough and wonder; Is it Covid, or maybe the inversion.

Then you remember it doesn't matter because nobody in power seems to be interested in doing anything about either problem.

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

@Rosanna42 @USAMODERATEGUY To be fair, I guess I could get all the work done his porn star idols have had done if I wasn’t, I dunno, raising a family. ;) I feel sorry for him that he hates women enough to consider them of no worth after some arbitrary weight threshold. Poor lonely boy. “War on ugliness.”

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

@USAMODERATEGUY Also, you are so threatened by my pro-life stance, and the only bad thing you can attack me about is my WEIGHT? You’re pathetic.

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

@USAMODERATEGUY Also, you might want to delete this. Just FYI. lol

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

@USAMODERATEGUY How many babies have you pushed out? Do you see the newborn there? Are you kidding me?
Please tell me you’re “pro-family,” and you don’t actually know what a mom-bod looks like.

[Patty DuMont II @USAMODERATEGUY]

These are the people who want churches to close down to “help save lives.” But they don’t care about their own health enough to lose 50 lbs ? Why are obese women the most adamant about shutting everything down?

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

@gferichsen Not every church. Might be a sign to find a better one, that cares about human lives.

[Discount Derek Hough (now exclusively on Disney+) @bwad_pwofo]

When you throw kids into the deep end without life jackets, some are going to drown. What a horrible reflection of where we are as a community in utah. Prayers for this poor girl’s family.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

We're 2 days from the next CDC guideline: "Hey, man. You do you."

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

@GovCox Who in the hell do you think you are? “We have the tools to beat this.” You know who literally has the ability to fix the Petri dishes our children are trapped in? YOU. Demand masks for students. YOU have the tools to beat this, you hypocrite.

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

@hueyforutah As a Democrat - It’s about shared values. I’m not interested in being BFF’s with someone who is okay siding with people against immigrants, Blacks, LGBTQ+individuals, etc. I want my friends to value the humanity of all people, and not be bullies or willfully ignorant to others.

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

The four-year-old remarked that OUR baby drinks formula, NOT milk from Mom’s udders. This is accurate.

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

I have a new favorite game I’m playing with my kids: “Quiet for Cake Pops.”
Worst case scenario, I get cake pops to eat during my mental breakdown.

[Murphy (She/Her) @e29034e0efcc4e3]

You might be an ADHD Mom if you’ve ever uttered the phrase, “Please, for the love of God, sit still.”