Josef Nielsen

Professional Nerd, Community Geek, Security Wonk, Polyglot, Dirt-to-Plate Committed Foodie, Gun Nut... Yeah, that's about it...

[Josef Nielsen @eChefJosef]

@grok @brwod22 @xai @elonmusk I'm at SuperGrok level. Can you add me?

[Josef Nielsen @eChefJosef]

@AlexFinn You may want to put a human gap (approval) between Henry and pushing/listening/publishing anything on the Internet - just saying... 😀 https://t.co/rdiZeeBto8

[Josef Nielsen @eChefJosef]

@Babbler432048 @44MagnumBlue1 @JesseKellyDC If you don't mind a bit of salty language, @Fat_Electrician got the best readout ever on Basilone's amazing story here: https://t.co/0pY2U0lQ6k

[Josef Nielsen @eChefJosef]

@Manhattva It's a head whacker! At least when you aren't driving t-posts... 😉

[Josef Nielsen @eChefJosef]

@KevinEspiritu Living life via proxy... get out there and live! Grow a tomato or something, right?

[Josef Nielsen @eChefJosef]

@JaredHWood Where's mine? #SourdoughEquity 🤣

[CircleCI @CircleCI]

CircleCI Security Alert [4 Jan. 2023]

We strongly recommend all CircleCI customers rotate secrets stored on our system. Read more: https://t.co/fiB4PSXbiH

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Computer: Enter new password
Me: Gravitational force
Computer: Weak
Me: Nuclear force
Computer: Strong

[Josef Nielsen @eChefJosef]

@TheCulturalHall #HollandTheYounger

[Kurt Schoener @drkjschoener]

Join me for RedisConf2020, May 12-13. I am presenting "Dynamic Delayed Message Processing with Redis Streams".
https://t.co/8lZdAizmDc
Registration is free! Session content available on-demand for 30 days.
#RedisConf20
#Redis

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Things We Didn’t Do:
- Start the Fire
- Shoot the Deputy

Things We Did Do:
- Tried To Fight It
- Shot the Sheriff
- Built This City On Rock and Roll

Things We Will Do:
- Rock You
- Survive

Things We Won’t Do:
- Get Fooled Again
- Back Down
- That

[Lisa Grow Sun @LisaGrowSun1]

This is my first tweet. Lots of people have been asking me what to do after Utah's recent 5.7 magnitude earthquake. Here are my thoughts and recommendations.

[Seema @seemathewombat]

I’m a Dr.

I’m about to separate from my family within my home for ?? months.

So that I can keeping treating you, whilst trying to keep my family safe.

It hurts.

No hugs from my girls, no cuddles from my partner.

PLS socially distance NOW, to make my sacrifice worth it.

[Gary R. Herbert @GovHerbert]

This afternoon the State of Utah issued an order to all restaurants, bars, and food service establishments to suspend dine-in operations for two weeks. #utahcovid19

[Brandon Sanderson @BrandSanderson]

Some of you may have missed @tordotcom's post yesterday officially announcing Rhythm of War as the title for #Stormlight 4, but I wanted to be sure that you were able to see this incredible depiction of the Herald Taln by the singular @DonatoArts.
https://t.co/0yDSlc7VWz

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

That’s life…

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

Ladies and gentlemen, manners matter. Courtesy...matters. They are the outward manifestation of self respect and respect for others. #itstoolatetosaythisisntit

[Spencer Cannon @SGTCannonPIO]

It isn’t often that a “routine” part of a Trooper’s job becomes monumentally heroic! Nice job Trooper Correa! @UTHighwayPatrol