Elizabeth Bremner

Do-it-yourself human. Wannabe superhero. Lover of bad puns.

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@jimthecritic @BAMmagazineSF @smashmouth Nice write up, but (respectfully), that’s not an obit you linked to— it’s an article about his retirement.

[David Sinclair @davidasinclair]

Grateful to share our latest publication: We’ve previously shown age reversal is possible using gene therapy to turn on embryonic genes. Now we show it’s possible with chemical cocktails, a step towards affordable whole-body rejuvenation 1/17 https://t.co/J9c01lv5FQ

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@ggr2022 I’m going to miss your daily “text” Kirsten! You absolute LEGEND!! So excited for your finish

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@Fredpeperell @ggr2022 Yes, absolute legend! His decision to save weight on his boat ultimately cost him, but he sailed it in the fewest nm. All the finishers are heroes in my book

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@united Thanks. Sent

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@united what’s up with this under-seat storage? Did no one remember to inform people traveling with animals that they had 6” of clearance for the carrier?? True of all seats on flt 1666 LAS-IAH

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@ChuckWendig It’s the worst year. Until seventh grade…

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@DominicABiondi @danielcrosby New Coke Zero absolutely SUCKS. I made the switch from Zero to DC because of the recipe change.

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@RNCResearch It’s a space on the monopoly board, guys. Duhhhhhh

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@lifeatccc @CCC_StudentSrvs @finaidatccc @4CDLive Uhhhhhhh… come on

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@SenSanders I tried to refi my student loan with them. They wanted 5%! 2% higher than the interest I currently pay. After 8 years of on-time payments. #CancelStudentDebt

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

How does it happen that SoFI, a student loan re-financing company, could spend $625 million to put its name on the LA Rams football stadium when 45 million Americans are drowning in $1.8 trillion in student debt? Today would be a good day for the President to cancel student debt.

[FTX @FTX_Official]

We're giving some #bitcoin away!

How much? $1 million worth?! $1.5 million worth?!!?! We don't actually know yet.

The later our Big Game ad airs, the more #bitcoin you can win. See you Sunday! #FTXcontest

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[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@tonywyman21 @MadisonSiriusXM This.

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@CocaCola #worstcokeever love the new can, but Hate that the 12-pack box looked like the old one and I bought 12 cans of the gross new flavor. Ugh! Bring back the old Coke Zero!

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Women. Accounted. For. All. The. Losses.

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@JasonIsbell Cancer is a murderous a**hole. No one “loses” to a murderer... they get killed.

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

Coward:

[Peter Morley @morethanmySLE]

#CowardPerdue REFUSES to face @ossoff in debates for January 5, 2021 Special Election.

Senator Perdue voted AGAINST health care & to RIP away protections for 135M Americans with pre-existing conditions. Georgia, this is NOT someone who will fight for YOU!

[Elizabeth Bremner @eabremner]

@AndrewYang Yes. Amazon, Facebook, 3M, and Instantcart have reaped billions from this disaster and its suffering. They can EASILY foot the bill for economic relief for our country’s most vulnerable. Let them pay this tab for once.